MOVIEmeter
SEE RANK
Down 1,967 this week

No Sex Please: We're British (1973)

 -  Comedy  -  25 July 1973 (UK)
5.3
Your rating:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 -/10 X  
Ratings: 5.3/10 from 348 users  
Reviews: 5 user | 4 critic

Porn store owner Pete orders some new stuff from his supplier Niko but Niko mixes up the address with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, newly-weds David (the bank's assistant ... See full summary »

Director:

Writers:

, (play), 3 more credits »
0Check in
0Share...

On Disc

at Amazon

User Lists

Related lists from IMDb users

a list of 1571 titles
created 23 Jul 2011
 
a list of 1617 titles
created 15 Aug 2012
 
a list of 123 titles
created 20 Jun 2013
 
a list of 1748 titles
created 10 Jul 2013
 
a list of 24 titles
created 8 months ago
 

Related Items

Connect with IMDb


Share this Rating

Title: No Sex Please: We're British (1973)

No Sex Please: We're British (1973) on IMDb 5.3/10

Want to share IMDb's rating on your own site? Use the HTML below.

Take The Quiz!

Test your knowledge of No Sex Please: We're British.

Photos

Learn more

People who liked this also liked... 

Comedy
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  

A British sex comedy about a doctor, a bevy of beautiful women and their sexual problems. Can the overworked and over-titillated doctor help his patients while resisting the urge to help himself?

Director: Gerry Poulson
Stars: Barry Evans, Liz Fraser, Hilary Pritchard
Queen Kong (1976)
Adventure | Comedy | Fantasy
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  

A female film crew journeys to Africa where a giant ape, Queen Kong, falls in love with the crew's male star.

Director: Frank Agrama
Stars: Robin Askwith, Rula Lenska, Valerie Leon
Comedy | Crime
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  

Randy plumber, Sid South, enjoys a profession which offers him ample opportunity to bed sexy housewives.

Director: Stanley A. Long
Stars: Lindy Benson, Prudence Drage, Peter Cleall
Comedy
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
Director: Jim Atkinson
Stars: Jeremy Bulloch, Neil Hallett, Jill Damas
Comedy | Romance
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  

Local councillor Sidney Fiddler persuades the Mayor to help improve the image of their rundown seaside town by holding a beauty contest. But formidable Councillor Prodworthy, head of the ... See full summary »

Director: Gerald Thomas
Stars: Sidney James, Barbara Windsor, Joan Sims
Comedy | Crime
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4/10 X  

While a private detective is away on vacation, his not particularly bright assistant takes it upon himself to "solve" a case that comes in. Complications ensue.

Director: Stanley A. Long
Stars: Christopher Neil, Suzy Kendall, Harry H. Corbett
Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  

An archaeological expedition brings back to London the coffin of an Egyptian queen known for her magic powers. Her spirit returns in the form of a young girl and strange things starts to ... See full summary »

Directors: Seth Holt, Michael Carreras
Stars: Andrew Keir, Valerie Leon, James Villiers
Comedy
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  

By chance the perfume creators Mike and Al produce a scent that makes women go wild for sex. While they desperately try to find the recipe for their product of chance, they use it on random... See full summary »

Director: David C. Rea
Stars: Keith Barron, Kenneth Cope, Hilary Pritchard
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
Director: Derek Ford
Stars: Christopher Mitchell, Julia Goodman, Harry H. Corbett
Comedy | Crime
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  

Joe North is a cab driver in London, something that gives him many opportunities to have sex.

Director: Stanley A. Long
Stars: Barry Evans, Judy Geeson, Adrienne Posta
Comedy
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  

Three women reunite to get their lives back on track in this feel good comedy set in Belsize Park, England.

Director: Yvonne Deutschman
Stars: Toyah Willcox, Brümilda van Rensburg, Robin Craig
Comedy
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  

A soldier returning from World War II gets mixed up in a series of murders and mistaken identies regarding a cigarette lighter than affects all electric power.

Director: James Kenelm Clarke
Stars: Fiona Richmond, Robin Askwith, Anthony Steel
Edit

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
...
Brian Runnicles
Beryl Reid ...
...
Mr. Bromley
...
...
...
Mr. Needham
Cheryl Hall ...
Daphne
David Swift ...
Inspector Paul
...
Park Keeper
Valerie Leon ...
Susan
...
Barbara
Gerald Sim ...
Reverend Mower
Michael Robbins ...
Car Driver
...
Glass Shop Manager
Michael Ripper ...
Traffic Warden
Edit

Storyline

Porn store owner Pete orders some new stuff from his supplier Niko but Niko mixes up the address with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, newly-weds David (the bank's assistant manager) and Penny Hunter is shocked when first photos, then films and then finally two girls are sent to them in the Bank's flat. They, and their friend, head cashier Brian Runnicles (who slowly starts to have a nervous breakdown), have to deal with getting rid of the porn without letting their boss, Mr. Bromley - the bank's manager (who's very anti-porn), the local police in the form of Inspector Paul, and David's mother, Bertha Hunter, in on what is happening... Written by Lee Horton <Leeh@tcp.co.uk>

Plot Summary | Add Synopsis

Genres:

Comedy

Certificate:

See all certifications »
Edit

Details

Country:

Language:

Release Date:

25 July 1973 (UK)  »

Also Known As:

Bitte keinen Sex, wir sind Briten  »

Company Credits

Production Co:

 »
Show detailed on  »

Technical Specs

Sound Mix:

Color:

(Technicolor)
See  »
Edit

Did You Know?

Trivia

Michael Crawford, who played the role of Brian Runnicles on stage, turned down the movie version. See more »

Quotes

Mr. Bromley: Well, I must thrust my passion onto you.
See more »

Connections

Referenced in More Sex Please, We're British (2012) See more »

Frequently Asked Questions

This FAQ is empty. Add the first question.

User Reviews

 
Surprisingly good 'Carry On' style farce.
5 May 2003 | by (Aber, Wales) – See all my reviews

I wasn't expecting much from this film, but I was pretty surprised at the laughs it got from me. The film is quite dated in a 70's sex farce way, but that also works well in its favour for retro buffs and Carry On fans. The pace is a little plodding to begin with, but picks up well after 20 minutes and really carries a fast pace through to the end.

The plot (like it's important) centres around dodgy pornography being sent to a bank by accident with predictably hilarious consequences...

British viewers will also have fun spotting the large amount of well known names in the film (Ronnie Corbett, Arthur Lowe, David Swift, Frank Thornton, A bloke from On the Buses etc), who all put in good comedy turns. Plus, being a sex farce, you also get to see Valerie Leon and Margeret Nolan running round in their smalls. Bonus!

Definately one to watch with a beer on a bank holiday monday...

A good 7.


10 of 11 people found this review helpful.  Was this review helpful to you?

Message Boards

Discuss No Sex Please: We're British (1973) on the IMDb message boards »

Contribute to This Page

Create a character page for:
?