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Nutsy narration plus loops = a film?
Resuscitated by Something Weird on Volume 32 of its Dragon Art Theatre series, MORE WAYS THAN ONE! is a sad excuse for pornography. It is really a pair of silent loops, linked by one common character, and covered by some of the dumbest narration ever set to celluloid.
Lanky actress Linda Loveall dominates the first 25-minute segment, servicing two guys, one referred to as merely "Dum-Dum" by our humble narrator who pretends to be the other man. The sole purpose of this segment is to revel in the money shots. The narrator continues, and his persona is back on screen for Part 2, dealing with a painter interrupted by one Diane, leading to a lesbian scene (including dildo) with neighbor Marsha. The narrator joins in for a threesome and calls Marsha "Clara" by mistake. Diane shaves off the narrator's facial hair with an electric razor, for no apparent reason -usually in porn the fetish of a "shave" requires shaving cream and a straight razor. The junk ends in the middle of a sex scene, a typically shredded ending for video posterity.
Making this filler absurdly difficult to sit through is the retarded narration, which insists on namedropping, comparing the desultory sex acts on view with a random list of celebrities. We hear about Raquel Welch, Margaret Mead (!), Liberace, Jackie Kennedy, Peter Lawford, Rex Reed and even Diane Feinstein. Last reference caused me to infer that this loser was filmed in San Francisco, her stomping ground.
Torrent of verbal idiocy culminates in priceless (meaning worthless) wisdom: as the narrator services Diane (not the senator but the character) doggy-style, he exclaims in voice-over: "She was Johnny Carson and I was Ed McMahon", followed by "I was Tarzan and she was Cheetah". It doesn't get much worse than that in pop cultural allusions.
Shot MOS, this cheapie has an eclectic muzak score featuring Francis Lai's theme from LOVE STORY, David Raksin's immortal LAURA, "Let It Be Me," "Shine On Harvest Moon," "People" and John Barry's ever-popular BORN FREE theme. Technical credits are miserable.
Lanky actress Linda Loveall dominates the first 25-minute segment, servicing two guys, one referred to as merely "Dum-Dum" by our humble narrator who pretends to be the other man. The sole purpose of this segment is to revel in the money shots. The narrator continues, and his persona is back on screen for Part 2, dealing with a painter interrupted by one Diane, leading to a lesbian scene (including dildo) with neighbor Marsha. The narrator joins in for a threesome and calls Marsha "Clara" by mistake. Diane shaves off the narrator's facial hair with an electric razor, for no apparent reason -usually in porn the fetish of a "shave" requires shaving cream and a straight razor. The junk ends in the middle of a sex scene, a typically shredded ending for video posterity.
Making this filler absurdly difficult to sit through is the retarded narration, which insists on namedropping, comparing the desultory sex acts on view with a random list of celebrities. We hear about Raquel Welch, Margaret Mead (!), Liberace, Jackie Kennedy, Peter Lawford, Rex Reed and even Diane Feinstein. Last reference caused me to infer that this loser was filmed in San Francisco, her stomping ground.
Torrent of verbal idiocy culminates in priceless (meaning worthless) wisdom: as the narrator services Diane (not the senator but the character) doggy-style, he exclaims in voice-over: "She was Johnny Carson and I was Ed McMahon", followed by "I was Tarzan and she was Cheetah". It doesn't get much worse than that in pop cultural allusions.
Shot MOS, this cheapie has an eclectic muzak score featuring Francis Lai's theme from LOVE STORY, David Raksin's immortal LAURA, "Let It Be Me," "Shine On Harvest Moon," "People" and John Barry's ever-popular BORN FREE theme. Technical credits are miserable.
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- Aug 9, 2010
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