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Danish Pastries (1973)

I Jomfruens tegn (original title)
X | | Adult, Comedy | March 1975 (USA)
The impending approach of Venus - known to cause "disturbing erotic behavior" - sends two men with very different missions to the town of Petit-Bois. One to save the schoolgirls from lust, the other to test a new aphrodisiac. Chaos ensues.

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Professor Armand
Sigrid Horne-Rasmussen ...
Miss Astra, School's Headmistress
Bent Warburg ...
Professor Bomwitz
Mette Von Kohl ...
Ms. Troelsen, Lab Assistant
Bjørn Puggaard-Müller ...
Guild Master
Lone Helmer ...
Gina, Brothel Madame
Benny Hansen ...
Gina's Husband
Anne Bie Warburg ...
Schoolgirl #1, Geminette the New Girl (as Anne-Bie)
Mette Egholm ...
Schoolgirl #2 (as Mette)
Soretta Eversheim ...
Schoolgirl #3
Frauke Granholm ...
Schoolgirl #4
Leni Kjellander ...
Schoolgirl #5 (as Leni)
Doris Klemens ...
Schoolgirl #6 (as Doris)
Eva Lindberg ...
Schoolgirl #7, Blonde in Opening Scene (as Eva)
Liselot ...
Schoolgirl #8
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Handlingen foregår i en liten by hvor en bordell og en astrologisk pikeskole med en skarp, jomfruelig lærerinne. Da planeten Venus en dag passerer solen, skjer det en masse. Den skjeldne passasjen har en merkelig innflytelse på personer født i jomfruens tegn. Spesielt med henblikk på seksuelle utfoldelser. Written by gaus

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Followed by I Tvillingernes tegn (1975) See more »

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What the World Needs Now is Love
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Interpreted by Burt Bacharach
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Love Potion #69
7 November 2008 | by See all my reviews

Softcore (version that I had seen) romp through a boarding school for troubled girls. Subplot revolves around a scientist and his secret love potion. "Danish Pastries" is yet another erotica classic that plays like a good mainstream B-movie. High production values lends to the entire visual experience. As an American, I would prefer seeing foreign films in their native tongue and/or with subtitles, rather than poorly acted voice-overs. Why American producers insist on doing this, is beyond me. Since it was softcore, far and few scenes were able to achieve the height of eroticism. Once again, if you tire of today's assemblyline of camcorder porn, this film is sure to please.


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