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27 out of 27 people found the following review useful:
Ghoulish Fun, 10 July 2000
Author:
BaronBl00d (baronbl00d@aol.com) from NC
Five people wander off on a tour and come upon the crypt-keeper. Each tells his or her last memory. Each one confesses to doing something wrong. The crypt-keeper listens to each before telling the five what has happened to them and where they are. Easily this is one of the best Amicus horror anthologies. It is well-crafted, well-acted, and suitably directed by genre stalwart Freddie Francis. All of the stories are pretty good, with three standing out. The first story about Christmas and a loose killer is well-done and shocking for its day. The best story stars Peter Cushing as a genial old man suffering desolation and humiliation from a heart-less(no pun intended) neighbor. Cushing does a wonderful job here, and in a way it is a sad performance as it was made shortly after the death of his long-time wife Helen. The last story is almost as good about a group of blind residents who stop taking being treated poorly and give out punishment to a military man with razor-sharp justice. Patrick Magee and Nigel Patrick both excel in this little vignette. The frame story is also well-executed and Sir Ralph Richardson hams it up amicably as the keeper of the crypt. A great group of frightening stories...each with a moral of sorts.
29 out of 31 people found the following review useful:
"A classic Freddie Francis directed horror film.", 20 September 2003
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Author:
jamesraeburn2003 from Poole, Dorset
*CAUTION - HUGE SPOILERS* Five strangers are separated from their tour
party while touring ancient catacombs. In attempt to find the others,
they end up trapped in an eerie crypt where they meet the Cryptkeeper
(SIR RALPH RICHARDSON), a sinister monk who shows them their grisly
fortunes.
AND ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE: Joanne Clayton (JOAN COLLINS) murders her
husband on Christmas Eve for his life insurance but ends up being
attacked by a psychopathic killer dressed as Father Christmas.
REFLECTION OF DEATH: Carl Maitland (IAN HENDRY) leaves his family for
his young mistress Susan (ANGIE GRANT). As they drive off into the
night, their car crashes into a ravine. Carl manages to struggle out of
the wreckage but Susan is nowhere to be found. Everyone he approaches
runs off in fear at the sight of him and when he manages to get to
Susan's flat, he discovers that she was blinded by the accident and
that he had died two years previously. Bewildered, Carl looks into a
mirror and discovers that he is a walking corpse. Suddenly Carl awakens
and it was all a nightmare, but then the car crashes exactly as it did
in his dream and the horror begins for real!
POETIC JUSTICE: Ruthless property developer James Elliot (ROBIN
PHILIPS) feels that his neighbour, the kindly dustman Arthur Grimsdyke
(PETER CUSHING) is an eyesore. However, his property has considerable
land value and Elliot launches a smear campaign in the hope that he
will sell up and leave. Instead Grimsdyke commits suicide after he sent
him a number of poison Valentine cards, but a year on Grimsdyke returns
from the grave to deliver a particularly grisly St Valentine's Day
present!
WISH YOU WERE HERE: Ruthless business tycoon Ralph Jason (RICHARD
GREENE) is declared bankrupt by his lawyer Charles Gregory (ROY
DOTRICE). But Jason's wife Enid (BARBARA MURRAY) has discovered a
statuette, which can grant three wishes. After Ralph is killed in a car
crash, Enid wishes her husband alive forever and as a result Jason
returns from the dead. However, his body has been embalmed and this
means that he must live in eternal agony forever. Enid attempts to end
is suffering by chopping him up with a sword, but this means that his
suffering is only increased.
BLIND ALLEYS: Selfish Major William Rogers (NIGEL PATRICK) takes over
the running of a home for the blind. However, Rogers uses funds
allocated to the needs of his patients for his own comfort. When his
negligence results in the death of one of them, the other patients
exact a nasty revenge, in which Rogers is trapped in a corridor lined
with razor blades and is set upon by his vicious starved dog.
After Rogers' fortunes are told, the Cryptkeeper informs them that he
wasn't showing them the future, but telling them why they ended up in
the crypt. The only exit leads into a fiery pit and they realize that
they are all dead and are in hell as a result of their sins.
TALES FROM THE CRYPT was Amicus's fourth portmanteau horror film and is
based on stories from the EC horror comics of the fifties by William
Gaines. Freddie Francis' direction is first rate as is Norman Warwick's
camera-work, which ideally suits the comic strip style of the film. A
star-studded cast does fine work especially Peter Cushing as Arthur
Grimsdyke in POETIC JUSTICE, a touching performance which won him the
Best Actor Of The Year Award in France. REFLECTION OF DEATH is well
staged and shot in dark uncompromising colors. WISH YOU WERE HERE is a
variation on THE MONKEY'S PAW, while BLIND ALLEYS is neat and
suspenseful thanks to imaginative camera-work and good performances
from Nigel Patrick and Patrick Magee as the victimised blind man. I
guarantee that the way Francis shot this episode will have you on the
edge of your seat! AND ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE carries a touch of sly
black humor as Joanne Clayton's little daughter played by Chloe Franks
gleefully lets in the psychotic Santa Claus not realizing the real
horror of what's going on. All in all, TALES FROM THE CRYPT is
unmissable for both addicts of the genre and for those who appreciate
fine acting.
Also of interest is the collectable novelized version of the film by
Jack Oleck, which is well presented and good to read. Genre addicts
will have a good laugh when they see the follow up, VAULT OF HORROR
(1973), in which that very book is used as a prop by actor Michael
Craig in the buried alive segment. In the 1990's, the EC horror comics
were developed into an American TV series entitled Tales From The Crypt
only the crypt keeper was a horrific skull like puppet and a 1996
episode called Last Respects was directed by Francis.
25 out of 28 people found the following review useful:
Very good horror anthology by specialist company Amicus, 19 April 2004
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Author:
Coventry from the Draconian Swamp of Unholy Souls
The early 70's were golden years for the British horror industry
Hammer
produced their last goodies, while there was another company who specialized
in making the so-called `horror-omnibuses'
During a reign of approximately
10 years, Amicus brought forward anthologies going from nearly brilliant
(The House that Dripped Blood) to very bad (The Monster Club). Tales From
the Crypt surely belongs to their greatest achievements as well and it
guarantees an hour and a half of delightful horror entertainment. Five
stories are presented to us, and at least four of them have an above average
quality level. (Sir) Ralph Richardson appears as the host. Disguised as the
Cryptkeeper, he shows the unfortunate dead of 5 people who descended into
his vault
The film is based on a fifties comic book success formula, which also
resulted in a popular spin-off series in the early nineties. The
protagonists are always doomed and these tales show their regress into
death
Each of the stories has its own, unique setting and atmosphere and,
together, they cover pretty much all the favorite horror topics. Yet, 5
stories is a little exaggerated and therefore aren't fully
elaborated
Especially the first story suffers from its own shortness
It involves a
bitchy woman (a stunningly beautiful Joan Collins) who kills her husband,
but finds herself trapped in her house while an escaped lunatic lurks
through the windows. This first story is pretty bloody and tense, and I wish
it had been a little longer (if it were only to look at Collins some more
).
The second story by far is the worst of them all and I feel they should have
left this one out. The storyline has nothing new to offer and the acting is
uninspired. Tale number three stars horror-legend Peter Cushing and he's the
good guy for a change! Cushing is a lonely man who offers presents to the
neighborhood children and throws parties for them
I guess this wasn't an
issue in the seventies yet! Or was it? Cushing character is hated by his
next-door neighbor, but eventually avenges himself. The fourth story is my
personal favorite since it really breathes an almost unbearable
morbidity
it's a variant on the famous monkey-claw myth, which provides the
owner with 3 wishes. This chapter is really chilling and the scenery is
great! It also has the best make-up effects and adorable twisted humor! The
final story is very ingenious and chilling as well and it entirely takes
places in an institute for the blind. The new manager introduces a whole lot
of economy measures, while he's living a life of luxury. At one point, the
inhabitants won't take it anymore and they show him what being blind feels
like
19 out of 20 people found the following review useful:
Nice collection of bitter little tales, 18 May 2004
Author:
Poseidon-3 from Cincinnati, OH
Based on the old (and rather controversial) E.C. Comics of the mid-20th century, this horror anthology is an above average entry in an intriguing (and all but dead) genre. Here there is a tour group seen roaming through some ancient catacombs with five attendees obstinately staying behind, despite numerous warnings to stick close together. They find themselves severed from the group and wind up in a tomb-like room with creepy Richardson in a monk's robe doling out orders and insights. The quintet is made to sit while each one gets a glimpse into his or her recent life. Thus the five brief stories are presented in order, each one with a morbid, ironic or gory twist to it. Collins (looking svelte and attractive) is in the first one. She splits her husband's head open as he's benignly reading the newspaper while cheery Christmas music plays on the soundtrack. (Hilariously, she kicks him down the steps while "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen" drones on.) Before she can properly dispose of his body, an escaped mental patient in a Santa suit starts terrorizing her! Then Hendry is shown leaving his wife and children for a younger woman. A fateful experience on the freeway changes his life forever. Next up, snooty Phillips is being driven up the wall by his neighbor - kindly, but eccentric, old man Cushing. Phillips continuously thwarts Cushing until he gives up...but does he? A fourth tale features Greene (as a greedy gunrunner) who is forced to part with his possessions, but his wife spies an inscription on an old statuette and discovers that she can use it to ask for three wishes. This doesn't work out quite as optimistically as she had hoped. Finally, Patrick is a militant, heartless administrator of a home for the blind. He pushes the male inhabitants there to their limit and winds up paying dearly for his sins. Though no story gets enough time spent on it to really flesh it out to it's greatest potential, most of them are really intriguing and usually very well acted. The spareness of the locations and effects help set a rather desolate and chilly mood. The finest acting is probably provided by Cushing in a very atypical role. The most memorable vignette is the last one which features an unforgettable comeuppance. Fans of British horror (and especially of anthologies) will rank this pretty highly, but it's interesting enough to lure other viewers as well.
16 out of 17 people found the following review useful:
Not Your Typical Bedtime Story!, 26 January 2006
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Author:
ClassixFan from USA
Amicus Studios, best known for their anthology films nailed it with this effort from 1972. With five solid stories to chill your bones, this anthology is one of my favorite films, bar none. The film is packed with a solid cast that includes; Peter Cushing, Joan Collins, Ian Hednry and Richard Greene, just to name a few. My personal faves from this anthology would be; All Through the House, Poetic Justice and Wish You Were Here, but all five stories are really well done. The Peter Cushing story is particularly touching, Cushing does a wonderful job of playing a sad man, mourning the death of his wife, in his story, which very much paralleled Cushing's own life, as he was still in mourning over the recent loss of his own wife. If you're a fan of the macabre, then you owe it to yourself to seek this 1972 film out, it is quite tame by today's standards as far as blood and gore go, but the chill factor is definitely there.
14 out of 15 people found the following review useful:
Beware The Keeper Of The Crypt!, 30 August 2003
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Author:
CitizenCaine from Las Vegas, Nevada
*** This review may contain spoilers ***
This is a fantastic British Horror Anthology of five stories, linked together by Sir Ralph Richardson as the keeper of the crypt. There were several other horror anthologies from the mid 60's through the 70's. Many of them were just as good as this one. The film starts with a creepy church organ and never lets up. Sir Ralph preaches to the five guests in between each story. Each story deals out equal parts shock and horror. Some favorite British actors are on hand to lend credibility to the proceedings: Joan Collins, prior to her Dynasty days; Ian Hendry; Peter Cushing; Richard Greene; Patrick Magee and Nigel Patrick. The first two stories offer good shocks, but the second one owes a lot to the British film, Dead Of Night. The next two stories offer shocks and gore to spare, especially for the 1970's. The last one is very ironic, to say the least. This must have been a terrific drive-in movie to go to, especially in autumn when fog might roll in on your way home. *** of 4 stars.
12 out of 13 people found the following review useful:
E.C.'s most popular comic book comes to the big screen!, 27 August 2005
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Author:
Miyagis_Sweaty_wifebeater (sirjosephu@aol.com) from Sacramento, CA
Tales From the Crypt (1972) was the first (and best) adaptation of
E.C.'s most popular and beloved comic book. These tales were taken
straight out of the original panels. Unlike the overrated and lame
cable t.v. version that made a mockery out of the original source, this
film from Amicus paid tribute to TALES FROM THE CRYPT in such a way
that put's the H.B.O. version to shame.
These tales were baffling, scare and mystify the viewers. They work
well in the omnibus format instead of stretching them to fill a half
hour worth of screen time. I also liked the original crypt keeper, he
was more like the comic book character as well. I wish that they
release this underrated movie out on D.V.D. It could find a whole new
generation of fans. Stars Peter Cushing, Joan Collins, Patrick Magee
and Sir Ralph Richardson as the crypt keeper.
Highly recommended.
13 out of 15 people found the following review useful:
Great film. Remember watching it in the 1970's, 6 March 2006
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Author:
Nurse44 from United Kingdom
*** This review may contain spoilers ***
The story starts with five tourists visiting underground catacombs in
what appears to be a crypt. They venture off into a secret room where a
mysterious robed figure appears. Through the five stories, he shows
them what will happen if they go ahead with the dastardly plans they
are about to endeavor.
Joan Collins clobbers her husband to death on Christmas Eve to the
sound of 'Oh Come all Ye Faithful' playing on the radio. She is then
stalked by a not so friendly Santa Claus who turns out to be a madman
intent on murder.
A wayward husband dies in a car crash - but isn't aware of it yet.
Peter Cushing plays a lonely old man who is hounded by his cruel
neighbours. He returns from his grave to take brutal revenge on his
tormentors. The really scary bit was the unforgettable Valentine's
Card
"You were cruel and mean from the start, now you really have no
heart". Three guesses what the soft,lumpy body organ is enclosed with
the card!
A businessman dies in a crash, only to be brought back to life by his
wife. However, he's been embalmed already. Ouch!
And finally, there is a superbly frightening tale about a callous
warden at a home for the blind. His inhumane behaviour leads him to a
most horrifying end, involving lots of razor blades and a hungry
Alsatian dog.
5 out of 5 people found the following review useful:
A nice way to waste a couple of hours, 9 February 1999
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Author:
Horormfn
Tales From the Crypt is a movie, that is different than most horror
movies. It starts out with people wandering through a tomb on a tour, they stray
away and end up locked in a crypt with a strange man in it. He tells them stories about what happened or what is about to
happen to them.
The movie itself is stylishly made, and somewhat suspenseful. The acting in
it is above par, and although the film itself never goes to being a triumph,
it does stay entertaining till the end, to a shocking final twist.
But I must say even though the film is PG, it's like JAWS, it has quite a bit
of violence and blood in it, and parents should be warned that if this was
released now it would be PG-13.
So if you're a fan of thrillers that are intelligent, scary, and stylish,
Tales From the Crypt is one for you. And if you're one that just wants to waste a couple of hours, this is a fun movie,
that you won't regret seeing.
6 out of 8 people found the following review useful:
Just got the Dual Midnite Madness September 2007 DVD set. "Tales" looks great!, 15 September 2007
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Author:
MovieHistorian
Finally. A clear, clean print of "Tales From The Crypt"!
Fox did a nice job with "Tales". The movie looks very clean and clear
on my 62" Toshiba HD television.
"Vault Of Horror" on the other hand is a bit of a mess. Very orange
looking and a bit noisy. It is decent, but why didn't Fox do a good job
cleaning "Vault" like they did, "Tales" which is an OLDER film by only
a year?
"Vault Of Horror", also is CENSORED. TOTALLY INEXCUSABLE on Fox's part.
They put a big black cartoon over the shoulder of a vampire near Rogers
(Daniel Massey's) head. It looks idiotic. What makes no sense is later
on in another story, they show a man's pickled parts in jars (they also
do a weird freeze frame of a hammer to his head, which looks like
censorship again), and later they show hands being chopped off. So why
the other random censorship?
Shame on Fox for that. The print of "Vault" is also kind of noisy and
orange.
Still, this set is worth buying for the great, clean print of "Tales".
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