...My quest to see every film that the delectable Christina Lindberg ever made has brought me here to this German-made sex comedy. The version of the film that I have is dubbed in German, so I could not make out too much about what was going on. Anyway, I will give it a go. What you get are five different segments, which include:
I did not have a clue what the first part is all about but there is a top-looking bird to keep you interested!
The second episode is about a lecherous boss who tries to force himself onto his reluctant secretary. The boss, after not getting his way with the blonde-haired woman, responds to an ad in the local paper for a massage -- and guess who is moonlighting in her lunch break. I have to say that the blonde girl is gorgeous, (although still not a patch on Christina), and that this was my favourite segment.
The third report is about an au pair who is involved in a love-triangle with both the parents of the child that she is looking after. You get some girl-on-girl soft-core action along with a quite erotic scene with the child's father.
At last, we get to Christina's episode. As I don't speak German, this is the second most difficult story to understand but I will give it a go. Christina's character arrives in the city with insufficient money to book a hotel room. Therefore, she takes a job at an escort agency and her first escort is some Jabba-the-Hut-looking tosser who tries to rape her. Now that sounds familiar! Luckily for the fat businessman, Christina is not in "one-eye" mode, so he escapes with his life. Her boss is not too happy so he sends her to work in a brothel. Where she gets up to all sorts with her various clients, which include; a man who wants to play drill-sergeant and another man that wants her to ride him like a horse. Hilarious stuff.
The last segment is about two models that arrive in the city and their various assignments. The girls get up to plenty of shenanigans in this episode to 'round things off.
I have not seen the other schoolgirl report-type films so I cannot compare this film with them. I notice that the other reviewer states that the girls in this film are not as attractive. Wow, I thought the actresses in 'Sex at the Olympics' where stunning looking seventies Euro babes. It looks like I will be checking out the rest then! Quite frankly, see this film to admire Christina Lindberg, as she elegantly flounces around with her jugs and kettle on display. No one, apart from maybe Edwige Fenech, did it better!
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