Sonny and Jed (1972)
Linda Moreno: Do you always gin up your women?
Jed: You're more than just a woman to me. You're like a shower of milk from heaven!
Jed: [eating a bowl of pasta] Whoever thought of spaghetti was a genius. He must have made a damn fortune.
Sheriff Franciscus: I could put the next bullet between your eyes! But you're not gonna die that easy, punk!