Taminella:
Have a popover, froggy!
Taminella:
Never kiss a frog, Malora! You'll get warts on your lips!
Sir Robin the Brave:
I'm valiant and daring/And noble of bearing/Couragous and gallant/A mountain of talent/No wonder folks curtsy and wave/I'm Robin, Sir Robin, the Brave.
Kermit, King Rupert the Second:
You're also a frog.
Princess Melora:
Bake the hall in the candle of her brain!
Taminella:
Mercy, makes a cute little frog, doesn't he?
Sweetums:
Oh yes, nice frogy frog. No princy prince now!
Taminella:
Don't look so worried, little frogy. There's still a way you can break the spell. I mean, you might just happen to meet a princess. And she might befriend you and take you to live in the palace, and someday she just might kiss you. Then you'll be a prince again.
[
laughs]
Taminella:
Doesn't seem so likely, does it?
Sweetums:
Oh, froggy frog nice. Cute froggy frog.
Taminella:
Oh, Sweetums, you old bunnykins, do you like the froggy?
Sweetums:
Yes, yes. Froggy frog nice.
Taminella:
Why don't you keep him? He could be your pet, your friend, your...
Sweetums:
Breakfast!
Taminella:
That too!
Kermit, King Rupert the Second:
A frog does not dog paddle!
Kermit, King Rupert the Second:
Will you stop talking about the princess? You know, she's not even green.
Princess Melora:
Oh! I want to quee the been!
Kermit, King Rupert the Second:
My dear, if it were up to me, you could quee all the beans you wanted to... whatever that means.
Kermit, King Rupert the Second:
You're crazy; you can't swim!
Robin:
But if I go back on my word it will be
[
pause]
Robin:
unprincely.
Kermit, King Rupert the Second:
And if you drown it'll be unfrogly.
Robin:
I bet you'd like me if I were a prince.
Taminella:
Well, my, my. So, you have a new pet, Malora. What a sweet little frog, what a dear little frog, what a familiar little frog.
Princess Melora:
[
to King Rupert II] He's a drog, fatty.
Kermit, King Rupert the Second:
You mean he was the toad prince all along?
Kermit, King Rupert the Second:
I'm sorry, but if you're really my sister, I'm afraid I need proof.
Taminella:
Well alright. What was the name of your father?
Kermit, King Rupert the Second:
King Rupert the First!
Taminella:
So was mine!
Kermit, King Rupert the Second:
Sister!
Taminella:
Brother!
Sweetums:
SWEETUMS EAT FROGGY NOW!
Gawain:
[
Robin has just told a sad story about how he was a prince turned into a frog] Yeah, we frogs just love fairytales!
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