Every Afternoon (1972)

User Rating:

4.3/10   

Director:

Joseph W. Sarno

Writers:

Vernon P. Becker (writer)
Joseph W. Sarno (writer)

Genre:

Drama

Tagline:

Every Afternoon she was free ... to forget every night at Margareta's house!

Plot:

The sadistic Madam Margareta is a talking side of beef that serves as the hostess and ring leader for a live sex tease show and whorehouse...

Plot Keywords:

Niece | Whorehouse | Hostess | Erotic | Lesbianism

Cast

Diana Dors	...	Margaretha
Cia Löwgren	...	Susanna
Solveig Andersson	...	Karen
Peder Kinberg	...	Peter Borg
Ib Mossin	...	Gerhard Jensen
John Harryson	...	Mykonos
Urban Standar	...	Dimitri
Christina Lindberg	...	Helga
Egil Holmsen	...	Count Saraghetti
Claes Thelander	...	Police officer
Alan Lake	...	Bodyguard
Sven-Olof Eriksson	...	Ahmed
Jan Rohde	...	Lennarth
Poul Glargaard	...	Poul
Marie-Louise Fors	...	Bibi

Also Known As:

Swedish Wildcats (USA) (reissue title)

Runtime:

Australia:92 min | USA:85 min

Country:

UK

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Sound Mix:

Mono

Certification:

Belgium:KNT | Australia:R | Denmark:16 | Sweden:(Banned) | USA:R

Filming Locations:

Copenhagen, Denmark

Company:

Unicorn Enterprises

Quotes:

Margaretha: Nobody but a pimp would marry a professional whore.

Movie Connections:

Referenced in Playboy: The Story of X (1998) (V)

Chick Flick

Swedish Wildcats: 2/10: Have you ever been watching a film and a slow creeping horrific realization comes over you. You know despite the box art and the blurbs you realize this movie isn't what you thought it was. It is something much more dastardly and vile. It's a chick flick.

Swedish Wildcats is a chick flick in all its Harlequin Romance, bad Anime back-story glory. The original title Every Afternoon should have been a clue and the music certainly gives hints but it isn't till the fortieth shot of a fully clothed woman wandering around the parks in sun drenched Copenhagen that the true level of horror sinks in.

The girls are attractive enough and do disrobe from time to time but seem remarkably bored with the whole affair. The men all resemble euro trash surrender monkeys with a couple resembling flaming surrender monkeys if you know what I mean. The wildcat scenes are nothing you haven't seen Rebecca Romijn-Stamos do in the X-men movies.

In fact all the stage productions look more like NEA grant fodder than an actual erotic show. There is no real erotic edge and the plot with a whore pretending to be ballerina finding chaste love with mechanic pretending to be test pilot is right out of every bad Japanese animated series ever (Minus the giant robots of course). This movie needed giant robots, a serial killer, something besides romance and a tour of Copenhagen.

New York Wildcats: 1/10: More of a featurette than a full blown movie NY Wildcats takes the cats motif from Swedish Wildcats and runs with it… into a brick wall.

A showcase for some of the worst line reading this side of public access, NY Wildcats doesn't deliver on the eroticism it promises, While avoiding the mind numbing tedium that Swedish Wildcats is full of.

It brings a level of incompetence to the table rarely scene outside of early Full Moon Pictures releases. Add on a very unattractive cast and you'll find yourself fast forwarding through the sex scenes as well as the plot, never a good sign.