Deep Throat (1972)
Linda: Suppose your balls were in your ear?
Dr. Young: [pause] Well, then I could hear myself coming!
Linda: [dressed in a nurse's outfit] These are expensive treatments, you know.
Mr. Maltz: Don't worry! Money is no object. Look, I got Blue Cross!
Wilbur Wang: [on the telephone with Dr. Young] You gotta help me. I'm in love with Linda. We want to get married... thank you. There's only one problem - she needs a nine inch cock.
Linda: It makes me feel tingly all over and then nothing... There should be bells ringing, dams busting, bombs going off
Wilbur Wang: I'm only 4 inches away from happiness!
Helen: Mind if I smoke, while you're eating?
Man: No, not at all.
Last man: Say, what's a nice joint like you doing in a girl like this?
Dr. Young: No wonder you can't hear any bells! You don't have a tinkler!