Linda:
How would you like it if you had balls in your ears?
Dr. Young:
[
pause] I guess I could hear myself coming!
Helen:
Mind if I smoke, while you're eating?
Man:
No, not at all.
Last man:
Say, what's a nice joint like you doing in a girl like this?
Linda:
[
dressed in a nurse's outfit] These are expensive treatments, you know.
Mr. Maltz:
Don't worry! Money is no object. Look, I got Blue Cross!
Wilbur Wang:
[
on the telephone with Dr. Young] You gotta help me. I'm in love with Linda. We want to get married... thank you. There's only one problem - she needs a nine inch cock.
Dr. Young:
No wonder you can't hear any bells! You don't have a tinkler!
Helen:
Do you wanna get off or do you wanna wreck a city?
Linda:
It makes me feel tingly all over and then nothing... There should be bells ringing, dams busting, bombs going off
Closing Title:
The End. And Deep Throat to you all.
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