Doris Buckner: I called the Commissioner and he said he'd send his very best man.
Roger Stanford: Is that a fact.
Lt. Columbo: My wife says I'm the second-best, she claims there are eighty men tied for first.
Roger Stanford: [Annoyed] Lieutenant, you take an inordinate length of time coming to the point.
Roger Stanford: A large corporation is like a jungle, Lieutenant, to coin a phrase.
Lt. Columbo: You know, Roger, the truth is hard to find - sometimes, but sometimes it's right in front of us, and we can't prove it.