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Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things (1973) Poster

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Val: Get out of the grave, Alan. Get out of the grave and let an artist show you how to call a curse down on Satan!

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Alan: Man is a machine that manufactures manure.

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Jeff: I peed in my pants!

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Alan: [to Orville's corpse] I'm gonna take your scraps and feed them to my dog.

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Alan: Perfect. Absolutely perfect.

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Alan: Silence! The magnitude of your simplitude overwhelms me!

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Paul: You mean this whole thing was a gag?

Alan: No, these are couple of real ghouls! They've just had a change of heart!

Emerson: Yeah, we're trying to go straight!

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Jeff: You mean this whole thing was a gag?

Alan: No, these are couple of real ghouls! They've just had a change of heart!

Emerson: Yeah, we're trying to go straight!

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Val: The ten-cent tour, which we get for only a quarter.

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Terry: Gee, Mr. Wizard, how do you get the litmus paper to turn blue?

Alan: The same way I get the egg into the Coke bottle, bitch.

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Val: Will you quit giving us a play-by-play of your flabby bladder?

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