The Amorous Milkman (1975)

 |  Comedy  |  January 1975 (UK)
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Randy Milkman Davey bites off more than he can chew when he starts to deliver more than pints of milk to some of the bored housewives on his route. In a short space of time he finds himself... See full summary »



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Cast overview, first billed only:
Julie Ege ...
Brendan Price ...
Donna Reading ...
Nancie Wait ...
Alan Lake ...
Bill Fraser ...
Fred Emney ...
Patrick Holt ...
Anthony Sharp ...
Megs Jenkins ...
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Randy Milkman Davey bites off more than he can chew when he starts to deliver more than pints of milk to some of the bored housewives on his route. In a short space of time he finds himself engaged to two different women; on the receiving end of a bad beating from the local gangster whose girlfriend has been two-timing him with Davey; and finally he ends up in court on a rape charge when an irate husband comes home unexpectedly and discovers Terry and his wife in a compromising situation. Written by Mark Smith <>

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He gave 'em much more than a pinta!




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January 1975 (UK)  »

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O erotiaris galatas  »

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Derren Nesbitt:  The new milkman. See more »


Davey: [Sign on milk truck] Are you getting Plenty? Ask your Milkman.
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References Last Tango in Paris (1972) See more »


Music by Antonín Dvorák
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Dreadful script, disastrous direction, dire Dors
4 October 2003 | by (Irlam, England) – See all my reviews

Awful sex comedies like this were home to a great many character actors before the soaps' domination of UK television offered them a better alternative. However, Arnold Ridley was old enough to know better. He surely must have amassed enough royalties from his play "The Ghost Train", and had enough exposure from his continuing role in BBC TV's "Dad's Army", to be able to turn down a cough and a spit role as a usher in a porno cinema. Julie Ege does add some class, easily outshining the other women in the cast, which sadly includes Diana Dors giving one of the worst performances of her career. Lead actor Brendan Price does his best, but he's defeated by the script and the direction, both in the incapable hands of of 'b' actor Darren Nesbit. It is a film with nothing to recommend it, even the sex is a turn-off.

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