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The Amorous Milkman (1975)

Randy Milkman Davey bites off more than he can chew when he starts to deliver more than pints of milk to some of the bored housewives on his route. In a short space of time he finds himself... See full summary »

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Diana
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Rita
Brendan Price ...
Davey
Donna Reading ...
Janice
Nancie Wait ...
Margo
Alan Lake ...
Sandy
Bill Fraser ...
Gerald
Fred Emney ...
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Tom
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Sergeant
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John
Anthony Sharp ...
Counsel
Megs Jenkins ...
Iris
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Cinema Attendant
Sam Kydd ...
Wilf
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Randy Milkman Davey bites off more than he can chew when he starts to deliver more than pints of milk to some of the bored housewives on his route. In a short space of time he finds himself engaged to two different women; on the receiving end of a bad beating from the local gangster whose girlfriend has been two-timing him with Davey; and finally he ends up in court on a rape charge when an irate husband comes home unexpectedly and discovers Terry and his wife in a compromising situation. Written by Mark Smith <msmith@osi.co.uk>

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He gave 'em much more than a pinta!

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January 1975 (UK)  »

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O erotiaris galatas  »

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Trivia

In an ironic twist, Donna Reading once portrayed a Milkman Seductress in Monty Python's Flying Circus (circa 1969). See more »

Quotes

Davey: [Sign on milk truck] Are you getting Plenty? Ask your Milkman.
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Connections

References Ultimo tango a Parigi (1972) See more »

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Tannhauser
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Music by Richard Wagner
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Makes the "Confessions" Films look like the godfather trilogy
11 October 2002 | by (England) – See all my reviews

I suffered the great misfortune of watching this film on channel 5. I couldn't believe a film could be so bad. I usually quite enjoy these sort of films, they are quite entertaining in a sort of bad way. But this is the pits. Threr is hardly any sex and even less comedy. The ending is rushed and there is even propaganda footage of world war 2 fighter pilots for no apparent reason. Avoid.


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