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The Amorous Milkman (1975)

 -  Comedy  -  January 1975 (UK)
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Randy Milkman Davey bites off more than he can chew when he starts to deliver more than pints of milk to some of the bored housewives on his route. In a short space of time he finds himself... See full summary »

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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Julie Ege ...
Diana
...
Rita
Brendan Price ...
Davey
Donna Reading ...
Janice
Nancie Wait ...
Margo
Alan Lake ...
Sandy
Bill Fraser ...
Gerald
Fred Emney ...
Magistrate
Patrick Holt ...
Tom
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Sergeant
...
John
Anthony Sharp ...
Counsel
Megs Jenkins ...
Iris
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Cinema Attendant
Sam Kydd ...
Wilf
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Randy Milkman Davey bites off more than he can chew when he starts to deliver more than pints of milk to some of the bored housewives on his route. In a short space of time he finds himself engaged to two different women; on the receiving end of a bad beating from the local gangster whose girlfriend has been two-timing him with Davey; and finally he ends up in court on a rape charge when an irate husband comes home unexpectedly and discovers Terry and his wife in a compromising situation. Written by Mark Smith <msmith@osi.co.uk>

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He gave 'em much more than a pinta!

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O erotiaris galatas  »

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Director Derren Nesbitt's cameo as the new milkman was due to the unavailability of first choice Arthur English. See more »

Quotes

Davey: [Sign on milk truck] Are you getting Plenty? Ask your Milkman.
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References Last Tango in Paris (1972) See more »

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Music by Antonín Dvorák
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No sex, no comedy, no idea.
15 June 2003 | by (United Kingdom) – See all my reviews

I recorded this film on my VCR when it was shown on British Channel 5. I had to run several parts of the film several times to realise what was going on. The plot, or lack of one, concerns the not very amorous exploits of a not very amorous milkman. He somehow gets involved with a gangster's moll and ends up in court; and this is supposed to be a comedy!

There are goofs galore. Jennifer Westbrook appears in the opening credits but not in the closing. Four different houses are used for Davey's girlfriend's house. I could go on.

The only people who could use a film like this are film schools to show students how not to make a film. Bad, bad, bad.


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