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Banacek (TV Series 1972–1974) Poster

(1972–1974)

Quotes

Thomas Banacek: A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.

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Thomas Banacek: Read the whole library, my son, but the cheese will still smell after four days.

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Thomas Banacek: Twelve good horses and silver candlesticks won't stop the snow from falling in Bialystock.

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Thomas Banacek: When your sleigh is being chased by wolves, throw them a raisin cookie, but don't stop to bake a cake.

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Thomas Banacek: A wolf that takes a peasant to supper probably won't need any breakfast.

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Thomas Banacek: Just because a dress is red satin doesn't mean it comes off easily.

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Thomas Banacek: A wise man never tries to warm himself in front of a painting of a fire.

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Thomas Banacek: When an owl comes to a mouse picnic, it's not there for the sack races.

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Thomas Banacek: No matter how warm the smile on the face of the sun, the cat still has her kittens under the porch.

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Thomas Banacek: Even though a man anoint himself with fragrant oils, he can still end up with a broken face.

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Thomas Banacek: The chicken that clucks the loudest is the one most likely to go to the Steamfitter's Picnic.

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Thomas Banacek: Only someone with nothing to be sorry about smiles back at the rear end of an elephant.

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Thomas Banacek: Though the hippopotamus has no sting on its tail, the wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee.

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Thomas Banacek: A duck with three wings and a loaf of bread is brother to the turkey.

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[lead in to most Banacek quotes]

Thomas Banacek: There's an old Polish proverb that says...

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Thomas Banacek: Even a thousand szloty note can't tapdance.

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Thomas Banacek: If your socks are not in your shoes, don't look for them in Heaven.

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Thomas Banacek: If you're not sure that it's potato borscht, there could be orphans working in the mines.

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Thomas Banacek: Only the centipede can hear all the one hundred steps of his uncle.

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Thomas Banacek: If the butterfly had teeth like the tiger, it would never make it out of the hanger.

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Thomas Banacek: It is harder for the spider to catch a fly than it is for the fly to catch a horse.

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See also

Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

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