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Who Is Harry Kellerman and Why Is He Saying Those Terrible Things About Me? (1971) More at IMDbPro »

Georgie's father: Life, it's like an appetiser. It's here, it's gone.
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Allison: Time, mister, it's not a thief. It's an embezzler staying up nights, and juggling the books so you don't notice anything missing when you wake up.
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Sidney Gill: Oh, Georgie, a dum-dum, a ding-dong, her head belongs in a crackerjack box and her ass in the louvre... Where is it, Georgie, tell me, where is the right combination? I shall have to screw every attractive girl within the limits of the City of New York. It's a dirty job, Georgie, but somebody's got to do it.
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Sidney Gill: Through the megaphone from across the street as he is walking down the block away from George: Hey friend...
Georgie Soloway: Yeah?
Sidney Gill: Watch the skies. I repeat... Watch the skies for low-flying starlings... They ruin the motor.
Georgie Soloway: I'll watch out, Sid.
Sidney Gill: I tell you true, sir.
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Sidney Gill: Georgie, do not make funeral arrangements until you're dead. Oh, I've seen the way these Allisons operate. It's Robespierre, man. It's the Reign of Terror. She's just looking to cop a basket full of heads.
Georgie Soloway: Sid, if they're mostly losers, when are you gonna know when a winner shows up? I mean...
Sidney Gill: I am Baron von Richthofen and I am flying over enemy territory. When I go down it'll be an ace who gets me.
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Dr. Solomon F. Moses: Don't argue with me what's crazy. I know crazy. And you're crazy. I got now hanging around with me eight fellas who think they're reindeers. So I got no time for you fruitcake. Busy busy busy. Everyplace is craziness. So quick, what do you want for Christmas Charley?
Georgie Soloway: I'd like a new life and a day without fear.
Dr. Solomon F. Moses: Oh that's a shame. I got you a choo-choo train.
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