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The Chastity Belt (1971)
Up the Chastity Belt (original title)

PG 94 min  -  Comedy
4.8
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The Queen of England gives birth to twins. In order to protect the blood line one is kept and the other hidden in a pig sty and is raised to think it's mother is the pig... See full summary »

Director:

Bob Kellett

Writers:

Sid Colin (screenplay), Ray Galton (screenplay), and 1 more credit »
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Frankie Howerd Frankie Howerd ...
Richard / Lurkalot
David Kernan David Kernan ...
Troubador
Nora Swinburne Nora Swinburne ...
The Mistress of the Bed Chamber / Lady-in-Waiting
Godfrey Winn Godfrey Winn ...
The Archbishop of All England / Archbishop of All England
Bill Fraser Bill Fraser ...
Sir Braggart
Anna Quayle Anna Quayle ...
Ashfodel
Graham Crowden Graham Crowden ...
Sir Coward
Anne Aston Anne Aston ...
Lobelia
Billy Walker Billy Walker ...
Chopper
Royce Mills Royce Mills ...
Knotweed
Lally Bowers Lally Bowers ...
The Voice (voice)
Alec Pleon Alec Pleon ...
Man-in-Stocks
Ian Trigger Ian Trigger ...
Lucky Charm Seller
Ken Wynne Ken Wynne ...
First Man
Jimmy Gardner Jimmy Gardner ...
Little Man
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Storyline

The Queen of England gives birth to twins. In order to protect the blood line one is kept and the other hidden in a pig sty and is raised to think it's mother is the pig. Lurkalot is the one raised by pigs who doesn't know his past. He makes a good living as a servant, selling chastity belts on the side. When his master's castle is lost to Sir Braggart de Bombast, Lurkalot must fight to protect his daughter, eventually travelling to the missions to bring back his master. On the mission he uncovers that his twin is Richard the Lionheart and he is of Royal stock and must bring them both back. Written by Paul Hunter  

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Chastity Belt | Woman In Underwear | Smut | Crusades | Sequel  | See more »

Taglines:

Frankie Howerd is the Funniest Knight of the Year!

Genres:

Comedy

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Country:

UK

Language:

English

Also Known As:

Naughty Knights See more »

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Technical Specs

Runtime:

Sound Mix:

Mono

Color:

Color (Technicolor)

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
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Did You Know?

Trivia

Anne Aston receives an "introducing" credit. See more »

Quotes

Scheherazade: [performing the film's title song] Give me a modern man who knows how it has to be / Not some old miser who's guarding my chastity / Treating his woman as though she were some kind of chattel / It's unnatural / Give me a born true fighter who'll willingly tilt for me / Not some poor flower who'll suddenly wilt when he's hard / Pressed, right in the thick of the battle / Oh for a knight for my nights! / Oh for a knight for my nights! /
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Connections

Spin off from "Up Pompeii!" (1969) See more »

Soundtracks

"A Knight For My Nights"
by Ken Howard (as Alan Howard) and Alan Blaikley (as Ken Blaikley)
Sung by Eartha Kitt See more »