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Two-Lane Blacktop (1971) Poster

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Hot rod driver: Let's make it fifty.

The Driver: Make it three yards motherfucker and we'll have an auto-MO-bile race.

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G.T.O.: Those satisfactions are permanent.

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G.T.O.: Performance and image, that's what it's all about.

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The Mechanic: You'd have yourself a real street-sweeper here if you put a little work into it.

G.T.O.: I go fast enough.

The Driver: You can never go fast enough.

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G.T.O.: [after being approached sexually by a male hitchhiker] I'm not into that!

Oklahoma hitchhiker: I just thought it might relax you while you drive.

G.T.O.: This is competition, man. I've got no time.

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G.T.O.: If I wanted to bother, I could suck you right up my tail pipe.

The Driver: Sure you could.

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The Girl: You guys aren't like the Zodiac killers or anything, right?

The Mechanic: Nope. Just passin' through.

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G.T.O.: I don't like being crowded by a couple of punk road hogs clear across two states, I don't.

The Driver: I don't believe I've ever seen you. Course there's lots of cars on the road like yours. They all get to look the same. They perform about the same.

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G.T.O.: Well, here we are on the road.

The Driver: Yup, that's where we are all right.

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G.T.O.: If I'm not grounded pretty soon, I'm gonna go into orbit.

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The Girl: Say, which way we going?

The Mechanic: East.

The Girl: That's cool. I never been East.

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The Girl: [looking at some cassette tapes] These are groovy records.

G.T.O.: Play one.

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The Driver: I don't believe I've seen you. 'Course there's lots o' cars on the road like yours, they all get to lookin' the same. They perform about the same, too...

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G.T.O.: Everything fell apart on me. My job, my family, everything. I had this job as a television producer and I walked into the office and I...

The Driver: I don't wanna hear about it.

G.T.O.: What do you mean, you don't wanna hear about it?

The Driver: It's not my problem.

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