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I down loaded this off a Bittorent site for free, after I saw the trailer on the Something Weird Video site. I had to adjust the visual controls because it was a bit "saturated" looking. Anyway, the film: There's very little story here and the dialog is just plain inane. Apparently Siegfried has a long "sword" and knows how to use it. The women, who all happen to be beautiful, are in constant wanton desire to discover the pleasure of men. How they achieved this state of wonderment is curious as they are more than willing to casually go about their day-to- day activities in various states of undress in virtually every scene, leaving their level of chaste in question as they are in the presence of so many warrior knights. The most humorous aspect of this film is the music which ranges from pre-canned Wagner to trippy beatnik music replete with the gratuitous flute and cheesy combo organ. What could be Nordic than that? If you are into relentless and pointless nudity and are a Cybil Danning Fan, this is the film for you. I give it 5 stars only for its specific appeal.
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