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Do Not Fold, Spindle or Mutilate (1971)

TV Movie  -   -  Comedy | Mystery  -  9 November 1971 (USA)
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Four elderly ladies with a lot of time on their hands get the idea to create a fictional "girl" for a computer dating service. However, things take a turn for the worse when their ... See full summary »

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Sophie Tate Curtis
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Mal Weston
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Evelyn Tryon
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Shelby Saunders
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Elizabeth Gibson
John Beradino ...
Det. Hallum
Larry D. Mann ...
Police Sergeant Lutz
Barbara Davis ...
Brenda
Paul Smith ...
Cutler
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Jonas
Diane Shalet ...
Ruth Mellon
Nora Denney ...
Trudy (as Dodo Denney)
Patrecia Wynand ...
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Leonidas Ossetynski ...
Florist
John Mitchum ...
Mr. Tubbs
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Four elderly ladies with a lot of time on their hands get the idea to create a fictional "girl" for a computer dating service. However, things take a turn for the worse when their description of the "girl" attracts a psychopath. Written by frankfob2@yahoo.com

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Dated but fun little flick
23 March 2006 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

Having not seen this (made-for-TV-I believe) film since I was 11 years old in 1971, it was not as good as I remembered it to be, unfortunately. The cast is great fun and first-rate. Helen Hayes is a hoot playing 7O year-old Sophie T. and Myrna Loy, Sylvia Sidney & Mildred Natwick are fine in their parts.

Watching this movie last night, I realized how very dated it has become, and even the sound quality was very bad - plus the color looked cheap and faded. There ARE some really funny one-liners and the four old gals work beautifully together but the film as a whole dates badly.

As a whole, this movie is a 1971 curio, based on the Doris Miles Disney novel of the same name. If you can accept it's out-moded notions, sit back and have fun!


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