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63 out of 94 people found the following review useful:
"Oh, providing the collars and cuffs match...", 26 July 2001
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Author:
The_Movie_Cat from England
Diamonds Are Forever is often described as a Roger Moore film starring Sean
Connery, but it goes even farther than that. Whereas Moore ushered in
ironic/silly codings, Diamonds contains the most overtly camp humour the
series ever indulged in. The film also contains the most amount of nudity,
and arguably the rudest jokes of the franchise. The title quote is
Connery's
quip to a girl with ever-changing wigs, while later we get the immortal
"I'm
afraid you've caught me with more than my hands up."
There's the sense of the odd, or uneasy, about this one all the way
through.
From the theme title (and what a great song!) precipitated by a cat's cry
to
the homosexual henchmen Mr.Wynt and Mr. Kidd. Their unnerving air is not
the
result of their gay, slightly homophobic, portrayal, but in Putter Smith's
performance as Kidd. Not a trained actor, but an accomplished jazz bassist,
this off-kilter playing creates an unconscious, unsettling
atmosphere.
It's this juxtaposition which compels throughout. Like seeing Britain's top
espionage agent doing the childhood "snogging with yourself" routine then
smashing a man's head through a window just seconds later. It's a
superficially lightweight film, but with a nasty, almost bitter
undercurrent. Connery's obvious resistance to the role actually serves it
well here, given that this is the first post-wife Bond movie. Bernard Lee
plays an unusually terse M to complement this abrasive 007. Such a starch
display cuts through the smug underpinnings of the character and makes the
cheesy one-liners more palatable. He looks older than in any of his other
Bond films - Never Say Never Again included but this also fits his
anguished, bereaved state. In line with this most misogynistic of Bond
pictures, Jill St. John's character development passes from intelligent,
through to devious and down into simpering bimbo.
Incidental music is a bit disattached, and often feels like it belongs to
another film. It works against, rather than with, the picture it's there to
support. Yet although not quite the best of the series, this and the
following Live and Let Die are the most distinctive in look, feel and
style.
They're light, pacy, poppish takes on the format, full of comicbook verve
and wit. Guy Hamilton's direction is also very good; making the most of the
LA location with use of expansive aerial shots.
The plot seems fairly complex, though maybe that's because it's
underdeveloped and submerged beneath slightly irrelevant setpieces. I had
to
smile at the line "Get him off that machine, that isn't a toy" as Sean
boards the moonbuggy. I remember after the film it became one, a
primary-coloured Dinky version with a spinning radar. Brings back memories,
that.
Blofeld, who has now taken up cloning and cross-dressing, is played here by
Charles Gray. Although at the time it was four years before he would become
the criminologist in The Rocky Horror Picture Show, the two are now
inseparable, in my mind at least. As if this wasn't enough high camp to go
round, there's also Connery being demolished by Bambi and Thumper, a couple
of sadistic female gymnasts.
If something about this quirky, offbeat Bond (and some sources list it as
the seventh least successful in terms of gross) doesn't quite gel, then it
greatly improves on repeat viewings.
37 out of 55 people found the following review useful:
"They can stimulate and tease me.", 15 June 2006
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Author:
Merwyn Grote (majikstl@aol.com) from St. Louis, Missouri
You don't review James Bond movies, you evaluate them, rate them
according to how well they meet expectations. There are certain things
one has come to expect, even demand of a Bond film and each individual
effort either delivers or it doesn't. So, here are ten elements that
make a Bond film a Bond film and how DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER rates on a
scale of 1 to 10:
Title: DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER: A slight perversion of the once popular ad
line used to sell wedding rings, this title suggests romance, but
certainly that is the last thing on the film's agenda. It's a
wonderfully deceptive title. 10 points.
Pre-Credit Teaser: Bond "kills" Blofeld, which supposedly seems to tie
up major loose ends from ON HER MAJESTY'S SECRET SERVICE. But
considering that when last we saw him, Blofeld was murdering James' new
bride, such a confrontation should have immense power. An important
turning point in the series slips past with no acknowledgment. Though
the opening does serve to show that Sean Connery is back and George
Lazenby has been released from Bondage. 2 points.
Opening Credits: Maurice Binder's style of opening montage is wearing
just a tad old and predictable. Pretty enough with its diamond-studded
theme for 4 points, but not good enough to do justice to the:
Theme Song: It is said that originally the film was to be a followup to
GOLDFINGER, with his brother taking up where Goldfinger left off. That
never came off, but certainly "Diamonds are Forever" is a perfect
companion piece to the earlier theme song. It, of course, has the
fabulous Shirley Bassey doing the vocals again, but it also repeats the
cynicism of applying sensuous lust to material wealth. It's an
anti-love song, much like "Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend," only it
doesn't hide its hard-edged avarice under a bouncy tune. It is, I
think, even better than "Goldfinger," and may be the prefect James Bond
song: amoral, stylish and seductive. 10 points
"Bond, James Bond": Connery is back, a bit chunkier and a tad grayer,
but apparently his extended vacation from the role of 007 paid off.
Personally, I think this is his best Bond work as Sean strolls through
the film with relaxed charm and a complete understanding that this
film, if not the entire series, is a comedy. Bond purists tend to
disregard DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER because of its flip attitude, but that
is what makes it my favorite. 10 points.
Bond Babes: Lana Wood, Natalie's sister, is on hand as the mandatory
eye candy, and is all-too-disposable as Plenty O'Toole. But someone had
the bright idea of making the main Bond Girl someone with a flair for
comedy. Enter maturing starlet Jill St. John, the epitome of 1960's
cheesy, Playboy sexuality. Whatever her limitations as an actress, St.
John certainly had the knack for using her sexuality as an amusing toy
and still maintain the edge that she is a lot smarter than she looks.
As Tiffany Case, her intelligence seems to diminish as the film wears
on (it seems the women Bond beds all end up dead or dumb), but her
ability to fill a bikini remains indisputable. 9 points.
Bond Villain: Ernst Stavro Blofeld is back again, though only his love
of fluffy, white pussycats remains constant. The intense geek of Donald
Peasence and the uncouth thug of Telly Savalas are replaced by Charles
Gray, who opts to play the part with droll, bemused wit and --
radically -- a full head of hair. Gray never gained iconic stature as
Blofeld (that would come later as the Blofeld-like narrator in THE
ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW), but for my money he is the best Blofeld, a
villain of classy arrogance who is singularly unimpressed by Bond. 10
points.
Bond Baddies: Ah yes, Mr. Kidd and Mr. Wint; as played by Putter Smith
and Bruce Glover, they are the Chip and Dale of Bond assassins; two
more gracious and well-mannered killers would be hard to find. The film
has been accused of homophobia for including a pair of gay killers, but
considering the sheer number of assassins to cross Bond's path, it
would be more discriminatory to exclude them based on their
orientation. Wint and Kidd are at once gay clichés and yet surprisingly
non-stereotypical. Nonetheless, they glide (prance? skip?) through the
film with cold-blooded assurance and a rather endearing affection. And
if they aren't butch enough, there's always Bambi and Thumper (Lola
Larson and Trina Parks) on hand to beat the tar out of James. 9 points.
Plot: Blofeld hopes to corner the diamond market to use them on some
sort of outer space laser with which he can -- again -- hold the
nations of the world for ransom. Doesn't this guy ever learn? They even
do the "you've killed James Bond" bit again. 5 points.
Production values: Bond's globetrotting brings him to the glitz and
pseudo-grandeur of Las Vegas in all of its tacky glory. It makes for a
nicely surrealistic backdrop, appropriate for the film's self-mocking
attitude -- though a major chase scene is marred by the large number of
tourists standing along the route, watching the filming. 7 points.
Bonus Points: The Bond producers' love of unorthodox casting pays off
with the selection of country singer and sausage maker Jimmy Dean as
the reclusive millionaire based on Howard Hughes. It is such a bizarre
choice, yet Dean's country boy charm is a wonderful contrast to both
Hughes' nutty behavior and to the bemused sophistication of Bond. 5
points.
Summary: DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER is a turning point in the series; the
gritty, pseudo-realism of the early films is gone in favor of slick
comic book sci-fi gloss. Whatever the series loses in thrills it makes
up for in fun.
Bond-o-meter Rating: 81 points out of 100.
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We may be stirred... but never shaken!, 20 August 2007
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Author:
ironside (robertfrangie@hotmail.com) from Mexico
In this 7th Bond movie, there is little of Bond's prowess in sex and
violence... Connery's return to his role for a final throw is simply
disappointing... Seeking a diamond smuggler, Bond has adventures in
Amsterdam, in a Los Angeles crematorium, in various Las Vegas gambling
parlors, and in a secret factory in Nevada desert...
For that Bond receives an urn containing a hoard of gems; leads the
police on a wild chase; drives a Moonbuggy and a tiny Mustang
convertible on two side wheels; wins at the Craps table; struggles
superbly with two hot-tempered vixens; rips off a woman's top bikini;
substitutes a fake computer tape; tries to escape from a blazing
coffin; and knocks what he thinks is the real Blofeld // For the
audience, it's intended to function as a glorious reinstatement of
Connery-Bond, avenging Tracy's murder...
Jill St. John is the free agent who defies Bond's charm, but is reduced
to a weak heroine, as she displays none of the class we've come to
expect of a Bond girl... Nevertheless this redheaded diamond smuggler
becomes the first American Bond beauty who does know how to wear a
'nice little nothing.' Jill inspires the best line in the movie...
Charles Gray becomes the third actor to portray a wildly sophisticated
Blofeld on-screen following Donald Pleasance and Telly Savalas
He
succeeds as the reclusive tycoon Ernest Stavro Blofeld who creates
doubles of himself to confuse Commander Bond... He hates martial music
and takes no chances with his staff... His hit men are "gay and fun,"
Mr Kidd and Mr Wint... Putter Smith is the sadistic Mr Kidd and Bruce
Glover is his sinister sidekick Mr Wint
Jimmy Dean plays the
multimillionaire Willard Whyte unaware that his company is being
improperly used by Blofeld for his devil scheme for world
domination...He is held prisoner in his desert mansion which is
protected by two female karate experts nicknamed Bambi and Thumper...
Lana Wood becomes the glamorous society girl who meets Bond at a Las
Vegas crap table
One night she barely had enough time to remove her
top, and gets an undeserved but chilling sendoff...
Desmond Llewelyn is Bond's gadget man, Q, who tries out an
electromagnetic controller for his own amusement that makes an entire
raw of slot machines hits jackpots...
Lois Maxwell is, as always, the loving Moneypenny in emigration
uniform, this time, who still is aching for a diamond ring; Bernard Lee
is the imposing 'M' who assigns 007 to infiltrate the smuggling ring
and find out who was stockpiling stolen diamonds; Norman Burton is the
CIA agent Felix Leiter who greets Bond and asks which part of the stiff
holds the gems; Joseph Fürst is the brilliant scientist Dr Metz, who
thinks that Blofeld is a mankind's benefactor, and a believer in world
disarmament; and Bruce Cabot is Whyte's treacherous right-hand-man...
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Licenced to chill...out, 16 November 2004
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Author:
simonrosenbaum from New Malden, England
When it comes to Bond films I watch with trepidation, as I either really like them or absolutely hate them. Diamonds are Forever falls in the former category although I'm not totally sure why. It's like after the serious action-packed 60's they decided to just calm down and relax, this is the most chilled out and mellow Bond film there is. It has that air of coolness that only early 70's films seem to have. There is a plot of sorts but there's no rush to get there. John Barry's score is his most jazzy and laid back. You feel this was the Bond film that most inspired Tarentino. Do you think so Mr Wint, I do Mr Kidd. Connery seems to really enjoy himself playing Bond again, now surprisingly looking older than his forty years although he was still younger than Roger Moore when he played Bond for the first time the following year, the role seems to fit him even better than before. It's a cool...(7/10).
21 out of 29 people found the following review useful:
Overly Americanised, action-free camp-fest, 5 October 2008
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Author:
The Spectacular Spider-Man from Can you get me a cup of coffee, please?
DAF is one of the weakest, laziest movies in the franchise.
For a start, where is the action? Apart from a good close quarters
punch up in a lift, there is hardly any. What remains is lacking in
energy and played mainly for laughs. 007 beaten up by two acrobatic
women - until he just holds them underwater in a swimming pool. An
awful slapstick car-trashing chase in Vegas. And the big finale is
anything but. We have a few of Blofled's henchmen fighting a few
helicopters. Bond does almost nothing except swing Blofeld's escape pod
around with a crane.
Which brings us to another point - this is without doubt the least
serious Bond movie ever. It is borderline comedy throughout, clearly
influenced by the likes of The Man from UNCLE and the Batman TV show.
Blofeld dresses in drag at one stage. Most of the supporting characters
are comic relief. The sinister henchmen, Wint and Kidd, would stand out
in any other movie due to their extreme black humour, but here they are
just wasted. Jill St John's Tiffany Case is amongst the worst Bond
girls, silly and helpless.
We even see Q - in Vegas - cheating on a slot machine.
At least Connery is back right? Wrong. He's clearly on set, but equally
clearly thinking about his next round of golf. Even his delivery of
'Bond, James Bond' is awful. He isn't helped by some awful costume
decisions, including a brown tweed suit, and a pink (!) tie. Connery's
huge payout for this film means everything else looks cheaper than
before; by the climax you have embarrassing helicopter explosions,
clearly animated, that would have been superbly detailed model shots in
previous (and later) movies.
There is virtually nothing good to say about Diamonds. The film is so
lacking in energy or excitement that only the plot manages to pull it
along. It's a series of weird and comedic scenes that hardly feel like
a Bond movie in any way, and it's hard to believe this came after On
Her Majesty's Sceret Service. The film scrimps so much on the action
that you are left watching a bizarre, parallel universe version of Bond
where nothing remotely Bond-ish seems to happen. It feels almost like a
live-action version of a Saturday morning Bond cartoon, watered down
for the kids (Bond never even uses his gun).
Two plus points; Shirey Bassey's theme tune is superbly atmospheric and
mysterious. Jill St John is very sexy. That's it. Connery came back,
the director of Goldfinger came back, and the result was this farce.
32 out of 51 people found the following review useful:
Not the best Bond movie of Sean Connery, 16 October 2005
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Author:
michelerealini from Switzerland
In 1967 Sean Connery quits the role of James Bond. Panic! Producers
replace him with Australian born George Lazenby, who makes "On Her
Majesty Secret Service". This film does reasonably well at the box
office, but not as well as the previous episodes... Furthermore, a big
part of the audiences and many critics savage Lazenby's performance,
rather pale compared to Connery's Bond portrait. "OHMSS" has been
revalued since, but at the time of the release it's perceived like a
disappointment.
In '71 producers hire American actor John Gavin for "Diamonds are
forever" (DAF), but at the very last minute Sean Connery decides to
come back to the role for one time only...
The film is a kind of remake of "Goldfinger" -there is Sean, of course;
director Guy Hamilton; Shirley Bassey sings the theme; the story takes
place in America; here too we have glamorous elements (diamonds instead
of gold).
The movie is funny, Sean looks amused and quite relaxed in traveling
between Amsterdam and Las Vegas to investigate about a diamond illegal
traffic.
Nevertheless it's the "worst" of his Bonds... It's his less interesting
outing as 007. When we think about him as Bond we think about the
episodes of the Sixties, when the series was at its beginning.
"Diamonds" has not the classical atmosphere of "Goldfinger" and
"Thunderball" -the rhythm of DAF is not constant, there are also too
many jokes, and a more American humor of the movie spoils the
"Britishness" of 007. The first part of the film is boring, the second
half has more action -although the final battle scene is not very well
done.
Sean is Sean, but here he looks older than his age -curiously he looks
fitter and more charming in "Never say never again", an "unofficial"
Bond done 12 years later! By the way his presence in this film saves
the show completely and a good entertainment is guaranteed.
15 out of 24 people found the following review useful:
The Weirdest of All The Bond Films - but ages well, 7 December 2002
Author:
Nicholas Rhodes from Ile-de-France / Paris Region, France
*** This review may contain spoilers ***
I remember seeing this film years and years ago and always had in my mind the image of a body disappearing into bubbling mud ( gold mashed potato ). This film on first viewing appearts bizarre and weird but actually grows on you after several viewings. It has many weird facets - not least the background music you hear playing on the very first shots of the Willard Whyte Towers ( I wonder what the building really was - presumably some office block in Las Vegas ), weird also the two homosexual killers who are in fact very frightening in their modus operandi, thank God they got their just desserts on the boat at the end - I was waiting for that one. And there's old "No-neck" Charles Gray with his superb upper class english accent (like me !) who plays a weird villain, not credible all the time but nevertheless amusing. And there's those two weird Girls Thumber and Bambi who prance around like monkeys at WW's summer house ! And there's Willard Whyte himself, God, what a strange accent he has, sound's like a 1970's cowboy. It seems incredible he has been locked up for five years in a flat and never managed to escape. When I compare this film to the rubbish they put into Goldeneye and The world in not enough, I actually found it better than I thought on first viewing. Also the plot is a bit complicated and rather disarms on first viewing. But having watched the film four times, I now find the action sequences very good, especially the shoot out on the oil-rig at the end. Bond's female companion JSJ is absolutely gorgeous and seems to have aged well like good wine ( on the dvd there is an interview with her today ). So all in all I think the film will age well and gain value in time to come whereas when it came out, it was probably considered rather Obsure. True, Connery's performance itself is less good than in previous Bonds, but the rest makes up for this. Note also the superb theme song by Shirley Bassey and the graphically beautiful opening credits which are amongst the best of all the Bond Films.............
18 out of 30 people found the following review useful:
The franchise stops at this point, from here-on in Bonds are "cloned", 18 September 2002
Author:
Noel Bailey (uds3@hotmail.com) from Longmont: Colorado US
Well well, this one has really elicited some polarised opinion! Connery
returned here for three principal reasons. Despite the box-office success
of
ON HER MAJESTY'S SECRET SERVICE, Lazenby's post-production antics and
monetary demands cost him a job. US actor John Gavin (mercifully) declined
the role in this film and thirdly public demand and an offer he couldn't
refuse (something to do with truck-loads of cash), induced Connery so slap
on the old hairpiece once more! Looking visibly older, though not in any
way
detrimental to the role, Sean revels in what obviously (to him) was his
swansong as 007. Almost a complete turnaround in style from his
established
mega-serious British Agent in his previous five outings, Bond is having
FUN!
Virtually a total send up of the entire franchise to date, Bond veritably
dribbles double entendres unloading on the audience probably the rudest
and
funniest dialog of the series. Pick of the flick? "I'm Plenty O'Toole" to
which Bond quips, "Named after your father are you?"
The plot is more or less made up as they went along and is just plain
incidental to the Movie. Campy beyond belief, even to the extent of having
a
pair of confrontingly homosexual killers who bumble their way to
annihilation at the film's conclusion. Most Bond purists choked on their
martinis with the release of DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER. The way to enjoy this
one
is to let it flow....don't compare it! Have no expectations and let
Connery
entertain you. One right out of the bag here. If you want it to fit a
pre-conceived mould, you're in for a major disappointment. For God's sake
how seriously could you take a Bond film starring singer Jimmy Dean, not
to
mention a couple of beefed up exquisitely proportioned female minders
called
Bambi and Thumper?
One of the Bonds that has improved with age AND multiple viewings. RIP
James!
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BOND#7: What Doesn't Stay in Vegas? Bond!, 2 June 2007
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Author:
Bogmeister from United States
MASTER PLAN: steal a lot of diamonds to fashion an orbiting super-duper
laser to, guess what, blackmail the world! The pre-credits teaser
functions as an epilogue to "On Her Majesty's Secret Service," with
Bond hunting his arch-nemesis, Blofeld, in a quick series of scenes
throughout the world. The filmmakers tried to recapture the best of
"Goldfinger" in this one, using the same director and singer Bassey on
the credits again. Ending up with even a pale imitation of the best
Bonder is not such a bad thing, but it also points to the lack of
originality besetting the series by this time. This one probably breaks
the record for unusual types of killings, mostly courtesy of gay
assassins Wint & Kidd, who go through a bunch of victims very quickly
early on. The odd flavor and juxtaposition (detail of diamond smuggling
over surreal liquidations) is an attempt to make Bond edgy & relevant
now that the seventies began. The danger with all the attempts to be
unusual, whether in regard to deaths or chases, is that it dips into a
cutesy atmosphere a bit too far. Those fans fond of the seriousness in
the previous film would probably not be amused, since it comes across
as a dark parody of the usual spy stuff. That being said, Wint & Kidd,
who represent the worst excesses of this film, end up as the
highlights. From their very first scene in the desert, where they seem
to draw inspiration from a scorpion, these two oddballs have the
audience guessing on what they would do next - they are goofy, yes, but
also lethal - interesting because they are somewhat original.
Bond's mission, tracking an involved diamond smuggling operation, takes
him briefly to Amsterdam, but he ends up in Las Vegas for most of the
story. A subplot involves a missing billionaire, obviously patterned
after Howard Hughes, who was still living as a recluse at this time. M
and, especially Moneypenny, have less screen time in this one, though Q
pops up in an amusing scene testing one of his gizmos on some one-armed
bandits (Vegas is no match for Q). Though the scenes in Vegas itself
are less exotic than those of most Bond films, the film also makes good
use of the surrounding desert terrain and there are numerous grand
sets, notably a huge futuristic lab building, complete with tests of a
fake moon landing, as well as a house built into the rocks. There is a
good auto chase on the streets of Vegas, which has the infamous
'two-wheely' by Bond thru an alley. The two weird assassins pop up
every now and then; they even have their own theme score, an eerie yet
playful little tune. One of them looks very strange (Smith, a jazz
musician with no acting experience), while the other (actor Glover,
father of Crispin Glover) looks more normal but has very strange
inflections to his speech. Every time they show up, a strange tension
surfaces for the viewer. Besides Wint & Kidd, other outrageous foes for
Bond include Bambi & Thumper, two wild martial arts girls who nearly
knock his teeth in. Their scene has a lot of energy and you won't soon
forget them. The story is well-paced for the most part, with less of
those slow spots that afflicted many of the later Bonders. However, a
couple of deleted scenes with the Plenty character makes things a bit
confusing for her character arc.
Connery is, of course, several years older since his last Bonder, but
he looks pretty much the same as he did in "You Only Live Twice." There
may be a hint of grey around the edges and, in his scenes with M, it no
longer comes across as 'the old man and the wiseguy kid' repartee,
despite their best efforts. But Bond is still the ideal male here and
it's still believable that femme fatale Tiffany falls for him by the
end. She's a curious mixture of flaky girl and worldly woman, usually
flippant in her approach, sort of reflecting the trivial nature of this
Bonder, where nothing happening is really of grave import. That's why,
when Blofeld's (him again) real plan is revealed, it's a bit out of
left field; all of sudden, we see a super laser detonating missiles
around the globe and everything has changed into matters of
international import. Blofeld, as played by Gray, is more urbane and
effeminate than the previous two versions, more attuned to a villain
planning world domination, but he's also too civilized, too polite to
Bond in the climactic sequence, diffusing his threatening presence. CIA
liaison Leiter recalls the non-descript Leiter of "Goldfinger," as
well. The climax on that oil rig sea platform in Baja is not very well
done, with Blofeld's end especially disappointing (he would not return,
except in the teaser of "For Your Eyes Only"). But, the epilogue is
excellent. Bond, but not Connery, would return in "Live and Let Die."
Bond:8 Villain:7 Femme Fatales:7 Henchmen/women:8 Leiter:6 Fights:8
Stunts/Chases:8 Gadgets:6 Auto:7 Locations:6 Pace:8 overall:7
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Weak and tacky official farewell for Connery, 31 July 2003
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Author:
Orpington from England
After the relative commercial failure of On Her Majesty's Secret Service,
and the subsequent departure of the unlamented George Lazenby, the Bond
producers were desperate to lure Sean Connery back for just one more
outing
as James Bond. Connery was reluctant, but the huge sum he was offered to
come back was too good to resist, and Diamonds are Forever thus became
his
last official Bond film. Sadly it is a thoroughly unworthy exit, for DAF
is
an inane, flabby film that suffers from lazy scripting and an excess of
camp
humour, reducing Bond to the level of self-parody.
It seems that the aim of this film was to rekindle the spirit of
Goldfinger,
after audiences did not take kindly to the relatively serious OHMSS. Not
only did Connery return, but so did Goldfinger director Guy Hamilton and
other crew members who had worked on that film; even Shirley Bassey was
back
to sing the theme tune, which is one of the few good things about DAF.
However, it lacks either the wit or elegance of Goldfinger, relying
instead
on a succession of bad puns and tedious chase sequences, including a
particularly stupid one which sees Bond being pursued across the desert
while driving a moon buggy. The decision to set most of the film in Las
Vegas does not help matters, for it is a very un-Bond like place which
just
serves to make the film feel even more cheap and tacky.
The casting is a mixed bag. Connery never gave a bad performance as OO7,
but
he is at his most detached and uninterested here, going through the
motions
but never looking as if he is doing it for anything other than the money.
Even though he was only 40 when he made it, he also looks rather old in
this
film, which does not help credibility. Charles Gray is OK as Blofeld, but
plays it far too camp and never seems the slightest bit menacing, which
is
not a good idea if you are playing Bond's arch-enemy. Jill St John's
Tiffany
Case is a spirited Bond girl, but unaccountably she becomes more and more
stupid as the film goes on, and never becomes as strong a character as
she
should have been. Wint and Kidd, Blofeld's homosexual henchmen, provide
quite good comic value, even though they are outrageous gay stereotypes;
nevertheless, their antics seem very out of place in a Bond film, being
more
suited to Are You Being Served. As for Jimmy Dean's Willard Whyte, I
found
him to be one of the most irritating characters in any Bond film, though
thankfully he does not get much screen time.
There are some good points in the film, including an effective fight
between
Bond and Peter Franks in Amsterdam, and a memorable scene in which OO7
has
to grapple with two striking young women called Bambi and Thumper. In
general, however, DAF feels tired, trying to compensate for the lack of a
decent script with its childish humour and endless stunts. It is all a
long
way away from the classic Connery Bonds of the early 60s, and indeed DAF
is
much closer in tone to the jokey Roger Moore films that would follow it
during the rest of the 70s, although most of those have more going for
them
than this film. All in all, DAF is more of a feeble exercise in camp
comedy
than a stylish spy thriller, a sad way for Connery to leave the part that
had made him a star. Of all the Bond films, probably only Moonraker is
worse.
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