The Hilarious House of Frightenstein (1971– )
The Narrator: The castle lights are growing dim, there's no-one left but me, and him. When next we meet in Frankenstone, don't come alone
The Narrator: Another lovely day begins with ghosts and gouls with greenish skin. So close your eyes and you will find that you've arrived at Castle Frightenstein. Perhaps the Count will find a way to make his monster work today. For if he solves this monstermania he can return to Transylvania. So welcome where the sun won't shine to the castle of Count Frightenstein.
The Mosquito: [Ne ne ne ne ne ne] You know I knew a mosquito who was so afraid of heights that he was afraid to land on a shag rug. Ha ha! Uh-oh! LUNCH TIME!
The Professor: How do you do? Ladies and gentelmen, boys and girls, I am the professor Julius Sumner Miller and physics is my business.
Igor: Somebody *drinked* my Dracola.
[grammer slammer raid siren goes off]