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Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came? (1970)

GP | | Comedy, Drama | 5 March 1971 (Mexico)
Tensions grow between the small army base and people from the nearby town. Despite well intentions of people from both sides it all escalates after the big dance in town.

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Officer Michael M. Nace
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Shannon Gambroni
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Sheriff Harve
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Ramona
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Billy Joe Davis
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Tensions grow between the small army base and people from the nearby town. Despite well intentions of people from both sides it all escalates after the big dance in town.

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This was Don Ameche's last film until Trading Places (1983) 13 years later. See more »

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Shannon Gambroni: Machines are like broads, built to be had.
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Remade as Tank (1984) See more »

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Mama Two March
Music by Jerry Fielding
Lyrics by David McKechnie
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Horrible!
15 June 2001 | by (US) – See all my reviews

All you need to do is listen to the dreadful theme song at the end of the movie to realize what a complete, moronic, hack job this movie was. Free isn't enough. Someone pay me for the time this movie consumed!!

Cartoonish military stereotypes vs. Cartoonish small town stereotypes. Poor Brian Keith seemed to really want to do something with his role, but with this script that was just about impossible. I will give him an A for his effort, though wasted it was.


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