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Miss Nymphet's Zap-In (1970) Poster

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Go-Go Dancer #1: Do you know how to catch one of us topless dancers?

Go-Go Dancer #2: I'll tell you. With a booby trap!

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Pregnant Girl: You know, Ma, I think the boys are beginning to notice me a little.

Pregnant Girl's Mother: That's nice, dear.

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The Cannibal: [after having sex with a white man] Well, Trader Horn. How do you like exploring in the African bush?

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[a woman with three bra cups walks past]

Miss Nymphet: [to the camera] That's nothing. You ought to see what she has two of.

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Audrey: This is the dullest party I've ever been too.

Audrey's Friend: Then why don't you leave?

Audrey: Well, I would but I can't find my clothes!

[the camera zooms out to reveal a fully nude Audrey and her friend sitting on the floor while there is a full orgy around them]

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Various roles: [after having sex] Gee willikers! I didn't think anything as exciting as this would happen to me until I was at least 16 years old!

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[first lines]

[a young woman completely removes all her clothing while standing before a man with a notepad]

Various roles: I can't give you an order right now... but thanks for showing me your lines.

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