Loot (1970)

Aubrey Woods: Undertaker

Quotes 

• Undertaker : Is this your first bereavement, Mr McLeavy?

  Mr. McLeavy : Yes it is.

  [the undertaker reaches into his pocket and pulls out a booklet] 

  Undertaker : [reciting mechanically]  May I recommend this little booklet. We find it particularly helpful to newcomers to these occasions. You will find therein words of comfort from various sources: the New Testament, the Old Testament, the Talmud and the Koran. Strike out whichever is inapplicable.

  Mr. McLeavy : My wife was a Protestant.

  Undertaker : It takes all sorts to make a world, sir. Yesterday we buried a vegetarian.