Joe: The niggers, the niggers are gettin' all da money. Why work, tell me, why the fuck work, when you can screw, have babies, an' get paid for it?
Joe: [at the urinal] Hey, they got ice down there! I never pissed on ice before.
Joe: Forty-two percent of all liberals are queer, that's a fact. The Wallace people did a poll.
Bill Compton: [asked if he has any spare change] No, but I've got a spare job.