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An vengeful woman sets out to retrieve a magic orb from an evil queen whom she vows vengeance upon after the evil queen slain her family and her loyal warriors raped her.
Director:
Richard Fleischer
Stars:
Brigitte Nielsen,
Arnold Schwarzenegger,
Sandahl Bergman
After inadvertently wreaking havoc on the elf community due to his ungainly size, a man raised as an elf at the North Pole is sent to the U.S. in search of his true identity.
A newly recruited night security guard at the Museum of Natural History discovers that an ancient curse causes the animals and exhibits on display to come to life and wreak havoc.
After many centuries, Hercules gets bored living in Olympus (the home of the great Greek gods) and decides to move to... New York. But obviously, it is not easy for a man who lived in ancient Greece to get used to modern life. So, things get a little tricky, especially when Zeus sends a few gods to bring his semi-god son back to mount Olympus. Written by
Chris Makrozahopoulos <makzax@hotmail.com>
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Quotes
Helen Camden:
[noticing a poster for a "Hercules" stage show]
Oh look, you're famous.
Hercules:
That is not Hercules! And who is that monster who looks as if he has come straight from the kingdom of the underworld?
Helen Camden:
Oh no, this is a motion picture, a play! Really, you mustn't take yourself so seriously.
Hercules:
He doesn't even look like me! Look...
[takes his sweater off]
Helen Camden:
What... what are you doing?
[noticing his impressive muscles]
Helen Camden:
Oh wow!
Hercules:
[flexing]
Does he? Hahahah. Does he?
Helen Camden:
I... I... I... I really wish you'd put your shirt back...
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I don't know if it wasn't meant to be but this movie is hilarious. How can you downgrade a movie that offers Arnold in his true form, no facial expressions, an accent that can hardly be understood, and muscles on top of muscles. If you have seen the DVD version you can watch the movie with his voice, which makes all the difference in the world, if you're an Arnold fan that is. My personal favorite is, "I do nots care abouts ze zundaboats." I don't think that line can ever be topped. And who can not laugh at the New York traffic sounds on Mt. Olympus. This movie may be the most underbudget, worst film of all time, but it's Arnold and it's great for a laugh. If stupid things make you laugh then this movie is a must.
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I don't know if it wasn't meant to be but this movie is hilarious. How can you downgrade a movie that offers Arnold in his true form, no facial expressions, an accent that can hardly be understood, and muscles on top of muscles. If you have seen the DVD version you can watch the movie with his voice, which makes all the difference in the world, if you're an Arnold fan that is. My personal favorite is, "I do nots care abouts ze zundaboats." I don't think that line can ever be topped. And who can not laugh at the New York traffic sounds on Mt. Olympus. This movie may be the most underbudget, worst film of all time, but it's Arnold and it's great for a laugh. If stupid things make you laugh then this movie is a must.