- Roger Manley: Evie, Evie I don't know if I can stand this beard for two more weeks?
- Eve Manley: Is that when you're going to bust the hippies?
- Roger Manley: Yeah, bust those hippies. Gonna bust some heads too. I'll make them pay for putting this crap on my face.
- Dr. Lilly Whitehorn: Our society makes us feel so guilty about sex that we can't even look ourselves in the mirror, let alone each other in the nude.
- Dr. Lilly Whitehorn: Man usually looks to education to rid himself of ignorance. Yet in sexual matters, this hasn't been the case. In sexual matter, he prefers fairy tales, like that story about Adam and Eve, where a god takes the rib out of Adam and makes it into a woman.
- Dr. Lilly Whitehorn: Perhaps the lack of sexual honesty results from fear. But what's fear? Fear is only the lack of knowledge. In fact, the more you know about something, the more you enjoy it.
- 1st Radio Voice: Ah, let's not kid ourselves, Red-curtain countries don't have fluoride in their waters. They know it weakens fertility, causes cancer and blindless. So who do you thinkl is behind this movement to to foul the pure waters of the land of the free? Ha ha, I don't have to spell it, Mr. America.
- 1st Radio Voice: And that's not all. Fellow Americans, right this minute somewhere in California, a woman is standing stark-naked before a group. Is she a strip teaser? My friends, she's an elementary school teacher. And the group are American school children. Yes, you heard me! I'm talking now about the teaching of open pornography and filth in our public schools.
- Dr. Lilly Whitehorn: We don't know who first put the filth in sex, but for too many Americans, it's the best part.
- Dr. Lilly Whitehorn: All we're trying to do is to get people to understand themselves. And you'd be amazed at some of the things we find when we finally get them to take off their clothes!
- Lance Battle: He was a real, man, son. One of the great, unsung heroes this country should never forget.
- Robbie Battle: What was his name?
- Lance Battle: Ummm... Oooh...
- Lydia: Of course, what we are doing here, nude, is unmasking ourselves -- in every way. That's why there really no sex in this; only a sense of release, and hopefully of understanding.
- Lydia: [said aloud to someone lurking in the bushes] ... Which even you could share, Mr. Battle, if you'd come out!
- Lydia: You thought you were peeping at us girls, didn't you? Well, you can't peep at something no one is hiding, can you?