Elvis: That's the Way It Is (1970)
Elvis Presley: If the songs don't go over, we can do a medley of costumes.
[Elvis is rehearsing the song Little Sister when he is shocked by the microphone]
Elvis Presley: [off mic] Son of a bitch.
[Elvis continues singing and is shocked again]
Elvis Presley: Shocked the hell out of me.
Elvis Presley: "I Can't Help Believin'." I need the words. I don't know the words. I think somebody ate 'em last night, man.
Elvis Presley: Uh, and the title song to the movie went like this.
[James Burton plays "Love Me Tender."]
Elvis Presley: [Elvis Presley stops it] That's how it went. Just right downhill, boy.
Elvis Presley: Uh, B.J. Thomas has out a new record. Oh, B.J. Thomas has out a new record. And, uh, I don't particularly like it.
Elvis Presley: [to the audience] What are you lookin' at back there?
Elvis Presley: I... uh, I need another pair of pants.
Charlie Hodge: You didn't? Ha ha ha...
Elvis Presley: I busted the seat outta my pants, man.
Elvis Presley: [reading postcards] My God My God why hast thou forsaken me? Signed The Pope.
Elvis Presley: You know, I first started in this business, I was a little, bitty guy with a shaky leg. So, Ed sullivan saw me and said, "Mmm, son of a bitch." Anyway, they put me on TV and filmed me from the waist up. You know, I'm goin'...
[shakes the waist up]
Elvis Presley: What are you laughin' at, man? This is my first guitar, I was little. I told you. Little bitty cat tryin' to get people to listen to me.
Elvis Presley: 'Ya'll, listen to me. I'm good. I'm good.' They said, 'Not with that voice, you ain't.' Anyway..."Dorie Adora, Dorie Adore, who dat was wid you on da floor." Oh, Lord, have mercy.
Elvis Presley: So, uh, these are the same guys that I use all time. My rhythm group. These are my backbone of my whole show.
Elvis Presley: As you can tell, we don't know this song. We haven't rehearsed it. We're just fooling around.
Elvis Presley: [the microphone drips]
Elvis Presley: ... any way you wanna, wanna do. Well, that's all right now, mama. Any way you wanna, wanna do. This one just gave up, did't it?
Elvis Presley: Where's the director? Oh, there he is. You want me to let you know when we're gonna do that, uh... What do you call it? "You Don't Have to Say Love Me". Just to let you know. We're not gonna do it now.
Elvis Presley: This next one you sing on your knee like this- like a fool- it's a very tender love song; it's a ballad. You get up real close to a girl, right in her face and you say
Elvis Presley: Youah-
Elvis Presley: It bowls their hair straight back, man.