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The Dirtiest Girl I Ever Met (1970)

Cool It, Carol! (original title)
A naive couple leave their small town for success in London's adult entertainment culture.

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Joe Sickles
Janet Lynn ...
Carol Thatcher
Jess Conrad ...
Jonathan
Derek Aylward ...
Tommy Sanders
Kenneth Hendel ...
Pimp
Stephen Bradley
Harry Baird ...
Benny Gray
Peter Elliott ...
Philip Stanton
Claire Gordon
Richard Aylen
Syd Conabere ...
(as Sydney Conabere)
Alec Bregonzi ...
Camp Man
Douglas Ridley
John Dawson
Pearl Hackney ...
Mrs. Thatcher
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A naive couple leave their small town for success in London's adult entertainment culture.

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Based upon a story director Pete Walker read in the "News of the World". See more »

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The couple board a Hastings line narrow bodied DEMU (diesel electric multiple unit) train at Etchingham bound for London Charing Cross; have sex on a 4-COR EMU which operated between London Waterloo and Portsmouth, and arrive at London Paddington. They say they came from Oakham (in Rutland) so would have come into London St Pancras or London King's Cross. See more »

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Disclaimer in opening titles: "This story is true, but actual names and places are fictitious". See more »

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References Edward II (1970) See more »

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Carol's hot, movie's not
7 March 2013 | by (Australia) – See all my reviews

Carol is quite something when you see her in lingerie or nude. She leaves her boring existence to pursue her modelling career, taking off with childhood friend, Robin Askwith, mostly still filling the boots of his Timmy Lea character in the Confession films. Though the story is supposedly true in this film, one wouldn't really care. A lot of people will do anything to survive. Askwith and co need money in London. Food, like that delectable pastry in the window and accommodation costs money. Someone talent spots Askwith's better half, and soon she's doing some pretty weird photographic nude shoots, and offering sexual services, where may'be a bit of her likes it. She becomes hooked, finding it hard to turn offers down, where Askwith starts getting annoyed. Jealousy? He has a thing for her? She doesn't decline at first. Some tasty nudity, provide momentary erotic entertainment from our title lead, doing it with some 60+ men, some moments of it getting nasty, if demeaning to our lead, despite it being a comedy, that didn't have me laughing. This movie isn't anything special. Bits of it are truly pathetic, and I wonder if the words, "acting lessons", mean anything to Askwith.


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