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The Dirtiest Girl I Ever Met (1970)

Cool It, Carol! (original title)
A naive couple leave their small town for success in London's adult entertainment culture.

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Joe Sickles
Janet Lynn ...
Carol Thatcher
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Jonathan
Derek Aylward ...
Tommy Sanders
Kenneth Hendel ...
Pimp
Stephen Bradley
Harry Baird ...
Benny Gray
Peter Elliott ...
Philip Stanton
Claire Gordon
Richard Aylen
Syd Conabere ...
(as Sydney Conabere)
Alec Bregonzi ...
Camp Man
Douglas Ridley
John Dawson
Pearl Hackney ...
Mrs. Thatcher
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A naive couple leave their small town for success in London's adult entertainment culture.

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PUBLIC NOTICE - CONDITIONS OF ADMISSION - Dirtiest Girl I Ever Met will be shown complete and uncut. but due to the censorable nature of this film, the age of the girl and the people involved, the producers have agreed to the following: No one under 18 admitted. Ficticious names will be used. This notice will be displayed at theatre so patrons will be aware of the film's shocking content. See more »

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Susan George was the first choice for the role of Carol. See more »

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The couple board a Hastings line narrow bodied DEMU (diesel electric multiple unit) train at Etchingham bound for London Charing Cross; have sex on a 4-COR EMU which operated between London Waterloo and Portsmouth, and arrive at London Paddington. They say they came from Oakham (in Rutland) so would have come into London St Pancras or London King's Cross. See more »

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Disclaimer in opening titles: "This story is true, but actual names and places are fictitious". See more »

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References The Tragedy of King Richard II (1971) See more »

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Apparently the Price Is Right - Come on Down!
2 December 2007 | by (NC) – See all my reviews

Somewhat interesting cautionary tale(or tail if you prefer) about a young couple leaving the barrenness of their humdrum lives behind in a small English village and going to the big city - a really swinging London in the late 1960s. What they find is that work is hard to come by unless you are really willing to shed your inhibitions and your clothes. While the story probably resonates much of the real-life atmosphere of the culture of that time, the film bogs down really into one sexual scene after another - none of them particularly effective or redeeming in any way. And though the film is considered a black comedy

  • I think of it really more as a bleak one. I found so little humor in


the film. Director Pete Walker - who would go on to do some pretty expressive and decent films of the horror/exploitation genres in the 70s - has obvious skill with the camera. The pace, sets, and dialog are all generally well-conceived for a film of this kind. The two primary acting leads are actually pretty good too as is most of the supporting cast. Watch for Stubby Kaye in a small role! But the end comes on so hard-handed and without warning as to be any bit believable though the film does try to have some moral to this constant parade of sexual encounters surrounding a youngish Carol and her openness to sleep with virtually anyone for a few bob.


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