Murray complains that after 15 years on the police force, he gets a gold watch. The guys at the regular poker game tease him and tell him he is just too nice. To prove he can be touch, Murray arrests his friends in the poker game.
Felix is organizing a local production of an opera, and Oscar even helps to get a well-known opera singer to agree to perform. On the day of the performance, the opera singer gets injured, and Felix is forced to take the role.
Felix takes publicity photos of David Steinberg. David mentioned he wants Oscar to appear on his show. On the show, Oscar jokes about his fussy, clean-freak roommate Felix. Now, Felix wants to go on the show to talk about Oscar's messiness.
Oscar's girlfriend, Nancy, gets called to work at the last minute before their vacation and has to cancel, and Oscar asks Felix to go with him, instead. They get to their room after a harrowing flight and cab ride, and while Felix is out renting a tandem bicycle for their weekend, Oscar's girlfriend calls and says she can make it down for vacation after all. Oscar "dumps" Felix, who then has a bad day touring the town. In the bar that evening, Oscar arranges for Felix to sing Calypso.
The story is told through flashbacks of how Oscar introduced Felix to Gloria. Then, after Felix and Gloria had been seeing each other for a while, Felix wants to propose marriage, but loses his voice. Oscar proposes for Felix.
As Felix is cleaning the outside of the windows, he loses his balance and tips backward, half in and half out of the apartment. Oscar pulls him in. Felix decides to thank Oscar in every way possible for saving his life.
Oscar finds out Felix has been taking money from him every day for about two years, putting the money into a bank account for Oscar's saving. With it's accumulation, Oscar & Felix decide to invest in a Japanese restaurant.
Felix becomes a kind of Big Brother to a young teenager in a reform school. He constantly talks about how a troubled youth should be treated just like any other kid - until he asks his daughter out on a date.
Oscar is given the chance to be the writer for the newspaper sports supplement, and it may even become a weekly issue. The first story is a wrestling match between the United States and China. Felix finds his own way to help.
Felix tells Oscar he will win Sportswriter of the Year. Oscar gets a call and finds out he did win. Felix says when he has a fever, his predictions come true. Felix has a premonition of Oscar involved in a murder. Will this come true?