McCullough is "passing through on my way to Australia" when he takes a job in a gold rush town. After a startling display of marksmanship he immediately arrests the youngest son of the evil landowner (Danby). A battle of hired guns begins as McCullough continues to tame the town and defeat the gunslingers with a combination of skill and wit. Written by
John Vogel <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Bad men... Bad ladies... Bad horses...
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Did You Know?
The film's title is a parody of a bumper sticker popular around the time it was made, "Support Your Local Police" part of the "law-and-order" movement led by such politicians as Richard Nixon
, Ronald Reagan
and George Wallace
. See more
Before the final shootout, about a dozen Danbys are shown riding into town and dismounting. There is a cut to two men walking towards the sheriff's office but when the camera cuts back all the horses have now disappeared. See more
I said it before and I'll say it again: The men in this town are nothin' but a bunch of lowdown, miserable, cowardly curs!
Mayor Ollie Perkins
As your father, I may have to take that kind of talk from you; but as the mayor of this town I sure as hell don't. Throw her out, boys... and don't be too gentle with her!
Spoofs High Noon
Rock of Ages
Lyrics by Augustus Montague Toplady
Music by Thomas Hastings
Hummed by Joan Hackett See more