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15 out of 18 people found the following review useful:
Mario Bava, reinventing the giallo!, 27 February 2004
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Coventry from the Draconian Swamp of Unholy Souls
Man, I love Mario Bava's work! Every film I've seen of his is a pure
masterpiece in my eyes and a complete cinematic orgasm'! Hatchet for the
Honeymoon is somewhat different compared to most of his other movies and
perhaps even his most accessible film. Hatchet handles about a more common
horror theme (namely a serial killer and his motivations) but in the very
first place it is another Bava-omnibus of stylish direction, wonderful
music, beautiful scenery and a unique, tense atmosphere. Bava never ceases
to surprise me
I find it truly remarkable how this director is able to
portray such ugly things (murder, insanity, aggression
) in an artistic way!
Also, the film is far ahead of its time with the portrayal of a horrible
murderer as a classy and intelligent businessman. Stephen Forsyth is
brilliantly cast as John. He owns a fashion gallery in Paris, specialized in
wedding dresses and there are a lot of models working for them. He urgently
wants to divorce his wife because he despises her, but she won't let him.
Like it's the most normal thing in the world, John confesses to the audience
that he's a multiple murderer
' A woman should only live till her wedding
day', he says, `love once and then die'! Forsyth was a genius choice to play
John; he's handsome and extremely charismatic but also very frightening and
morbid-looking at the same time. John is aware that he's sick, yet he can't
control the urge to kill again. The second half of the film is even more
brilliant, with a perfect image of a man stuck in a downwards spiral of
insanity. Actually, what Bava does here, is single-handedly changing the
rules of the giallo! The identity of the killer is exposed right from the
beginning, yet there are numerous other aspects to discover about his
personality
like what was the origin of his hunger for violence and misery?
Hatchet for the Honeymoon isn't the director best film (that honor goes to
Black Sunday, without a doubt) but it still is a perfect score of 10 out of
10 in my book. I can only bring forward one negative aspect and that is
like usual the annoying dubbing. Definitely also worth a mention: the
beautiful female leads (and side-characters) in Hatchet. Dagmar Lassander is
the stunning beauty that also appeared in Fulci's House by the Cemetary.
Femi Bunissi plays another one of John's victims. I didn't know her, but she
certainly is a gifted and gorgeous lady. Enter the world of Mario Bava as
soon as possible! You won't regret it!!
9 out of 9 people found the following review useful:
Fun from Mario Bava!, 16 May 2003
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Author:
capkronos (capkronos00@hotmail.com) from Ohio, USA
*** This review may contain spoilers ***
John Harrington (Stephen Forsyth) is a real sick-o who hacks up
brides-to-be with a "hatchet" (actually what we here in the U.S. would
call a meat cleaver). We hear John's thoughts ("The fact is, I'm
completely mad!") and flashbacks reveal that John killed his own mother
because his disapproved of her new lover. He lives in a mansion with
his older, wealthy, bitter, controlling witch of a wife (Laura Betti),
who is obsessed with the occult and returns as a nagging ghost after
John offs her. The victims (models who work for John's wedding dress
company) are lured to a secret room full of mannequins.
Stylish, bizarre touches, some humor, a few effective shocks and Bava's
always creative and colorful direction make this rewarding viewing for
horror fans OR people just interested in learning how to enliven a
stale plot through audacious presentation. However, since the killer's
identity is evident from the beginning, there's little suspense and
mystery to the story and the American release is, needless to say,
poorly dubbed. Despite that, it's still a fun, entertaining film and I
recommend it.
7 out of 7 people found the following review useful:
Weddings Bava Style, 14 October 2001
Author:
BaronBl00d (baronbl00d@aol.com) from NC
Interesting, complex look at a man who must kill young brides in order to unlock the secret of who killed his own mother. With each hacked bride, the main character of Harrington sees more and more of his terrible childhood memory when he saw his own mother axed. The acting in this film is nothing terribly special, nor is the story, but Bava'a direction is a visual treasure to behold. As always, he makes the most he can with the camera lens. Some of the shots are inspiring as Bava directs our attention through small orifices sometimes like a small window. His use of a room with mannequins is very effective too. Bava even has fun with his little joke of having Harrington watching Bava's own Black Sabbath on television when having just killed his wife he is visited by the police. Style and visual artistry ripen all around only to be harvested by Bava's gluttonous camera lens. The plot, although missing huge pieces of coherence and logic, is fairly well-crafted. The acting is adequate. I particularly liked the actress that played Harrington's vitriolic wife and the character of the police inspector.The sense of the sixties and fanciful colours pervade almost every scene, and the soundtrack is very suitable to this material. For some horror fans, the film may seem somewhat slow, but it kept my interest throughout.
7 out of 8 people found the following review useful:
Swanky Sixties Spanish/Italian psycho cinema, 18 April 2001
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Author:
eegah-3 (eegah@hotmail.com) from Minneapolis, MN
In the late sixties Bava began reinventing the murder mystery formula he single-handedly created with films like THE GIRL WHO KNEW TOO MUCH and BLOOD AND BLACK LACE. In this film you know from the start who the killer is and so this film becomes a look into the crazed mind of a guy with childhood trauma who kills women. There's a great experimental score, cool fashions and a dance nightclub sequence for all you Sixties kitsch fans out there. Stephen Forsyth gives a great wide-eyed psycho performance and Bava forsakes his usual stylishly colored lighting for dreamy surreal imagery during the murder scenes. Bava even sticks in scenes from his earlier films on a TV as an in-joke for his fans.
5 out of 5 people found the following review useful:
A fiendish and colorful psycho drama from the great Mario Bava., 27 September 2009
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Author:
AngryChair from Brentwood, USA
Handsome bridal shop owner is troubled by mysteries from his childhood
which seem to drive him to murder brides-to-be. However he may have
other problems after the ghost of his vindictive wife starts to haunt
him.
Hatchet for the Honeymoon is one deliciously strange and darkly comical
chiller from the great Mario Bava. As usual Bava's direction is
excellent and inventive; particularly the dynamic camera-work and vivid
imagery. The story is quite compelling as it goes against the norm and
takes the killer's point of view and makes us surprisingly sympathetic
toward him. The plot also takes some nicely off-beat twists as it brims
with moments of macabre humor, sharp suspense, and some touches of
dream-like surrealism. In addition the music score of Sante Maria
Romitelli is jazzy and quite beautiful at times; a nice contribution to
the colorful cinematography.
The cast is fairly solid too. Star Stephen Forsyth does a wonderfully
brooding performance and makes his psychotic character strangely
likable (one wonders if Bret Easton Ellis saw this film before writing
American Psycho). Forsyth is perfectly matched by co-star Laura Betti,
who does a fiendish performance as Forsyth's domineering wife.
Hatchet for the Honeymoon is a real treat for fans of Bava and the
giallo genre, or those that just enjoy odd-ball horror films. It's one
of Bava's most interesting works and remains perhaps the most
overlooked of his films.
*** 1/2 out of ****
5 out of 5 people found the following review useful:
Succulent Bava, served extra-rare, 25 May 1999
Author:
matthew wilder (picqueur@aol.com) from los angeles
A note: Was this movie ever called in English HATCHET FOR A HONEYMOON,
rather than the awkward HATCHET FOR THE HONEYMOON? I seem to recall this
from a Leonard Maltin book circa 1978. Or am I as cracked as Bava's
protagonist?
For my money, this is primo vintage Bava--which is to say Dario Argento in
top hat and tails, Jess Franco with a finishing-school diploma, or, to
look
at the glass as half empty, Richard Lester after three hits of dirty
windowpane acid.
To top this voiceover narration, you'd have to go either to BARRY LYNDON
or,
on the other hand, MASSACRE MAFIA STYLE: "My name is John Harrington. I'm
thirty years old. I am a paranoiac. Paranoiac! What a marvellous world. So
delicate. And full of possibilities. The fact is, I'm completely mad." And
so is Bava's odyssey through the crazy-straw-shaped brain of J.
Harrington,
Esq., a hunky sociopath whose sexual fires are only stoked by burying a
hatchet in the flesh of virginal-looking brides in their white-veiled
drag--and, when they have the ill fortune to be there, their bridegrooms.
The hyper-lusciosity of Bava's style suggests a Bertolucci blissfully
unconcerned with agrarian collectivism. Mate that rococo with Nicolas
Roeg's
brand of kaleidoscopus maximus and you have an inkling of what Signior
Mario
is up to. Note to Greil Marcus: as a sequel to "Lipstick Traces," how
about
a book tracing the parallel histories of canonical surrealism
(Bunuel-Dali-Aragon-Bataille) and Italian horror of the
seventies?
4 out of 4 people found the following review useful:
Very strange film..., 20 January 2007
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Author:
Mother_of_Tears
I say strange because I'm not quite sure what exactly "Hatchet for the
Honeymoon" was supposed to be (but enjoyed it nonetheless). It features
many of the traditional giallo elements - a black-clad killer, lots of
beautiful young women who may as well have "Murder Victim" tattooed on
their foreheads, incompetent detectives, childhood psychological
trauma, spooky childhood toys... Yet it also diverges from the giallo
blueprint in some ways by incorporating an odd, Twilight Zone-style
supernatural element into the plot, and also a wry commentary on
bourgeois married life. There are clear elements of both Psycho and
Peeping Tom in the story, and it also predates both the 1980 slasher
film He Knows You're Alone, and the Bret Easton Ellis book (and later
film) American Psycho.
As usual with Mario Bava, the cinematography, production design and
lighting are all beautiful to look at, and there are two great suspense
set-pieces: the scene where the killer waltzes with his next victim to
the eerie tune of a music box in a shadowy, elegant store-room full of
creepy plastic mannequins in wedding dresses; and the scene where he
talks to the suspicious cop while his dead wife's arm is hanging from
the staircase and dripping blood onto the carpet.
It's also a surprisingly funny film in many ways. Special mention must
go to Laura Betti's hilarious performance as Mildred, the evil wife
from hell.
All in all, "Hatchet for the Honeymoon" is an intriguing and often
underrated addition to Mario Bava's formidable canon. Stylish,
entertaining and darkly funny.
5 out of 6 people found the following review useful:
Mario Bava's take on a childhood Oedipal complex-ridden nutcase, 14 January 2007
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Camera Obscura from The Dutch Mountains
*** This review may contain spoilers ***
HATCHET FOR THE HONEYMOON (Mario Bava - Italy/Spain 1969)
Every time John Harrington hacks up a bride on her wedding night with a
meat cleaver, he is able to recall more details from his childhood
about the mysterious death of his mother, whom he apparently adored.
Compelled to discover the killer's identity and unable to cope any
longer with marital arguments, he even takes a hatchet to his own
bitchy wife Mildred, who returns to haunt him as a ghost that everybody
can see, but him. The increasingly deluded madman imagines that Mildred
is still torturing him and gives in to one more murderous deed in order
to discover the true nature of his childhood experience.
A creative reworking of Hitchcock's PSYCHO (1960) springs to mind, but
in this case it's patently clear from the start who killed John
Harrington's mother. The film is sometimes categorized as a Giallo but
while it's offers some traditional giallo elements, the mystery element
is negligible since it's quite obvious who killed the madman's mother
and the traditional detective or amateur sleuth is - again - Harrington
himself. Nevertheless, in terms of lighting and camera-work (Bava
started to experiment with subjective camera techniques in the opening
train scene for the first time), he delivered another stylish piece of
work, although at times, the zoomlens goes into overdrive. And Bava
shows he can deliver a number of very effective suspense scenes. The
best sequence occurs during the aftermath of his wife's murder. The
suspicious police inspector, who keeps returning to Harrington to clear
up minor points, inquires about the screams which emanated from the
house just minutes before. Harrington covers himself by showing the
detective a scream-filled horror movie (Bava's own "Black Sabbath")
which just happens to be playing on television. Meanwhile, the audience
can see the dead woman's corpse hanging over the edge of his bannister,
dripping blood just feet away from the inquisitive inspector. An eerily
effective moment that will have you rooted for the killer, hoping he
will not be exposed.
The supernatural angle, the haunting of John by Mildred's vindictive
spirit, makes this strangely constructed film hard to categorize.
Nevertheless, Bava considered this one of his favorites and it was one
of the few films - if not the only one - where he had complete creative
control and the end result wasn't completely butchered by ignorant
producers or distributors. The film is even surprisingly restrained,
which largely explains the relatively smooth distribution potential.
The six murders are never shown graphically on screen and the amounts
of gore and blood are restricted to a minimum. Furthermore, the story
is fairly straightforward, but never terribly engaging and leading man
Stephen Forstyth has the charisma of a wooden puppet. Sante Romitelli's
score is not a total success either with its sudden transitions from
frenzied fear themes to gentle harpsichord melodies and lush
orchestrations. All in all, an interesting film from a cinematographic
perspective but the results are not very effective and not enough to
rank this as one of Bava's best, let alone as one of the better
Giallos, if categorized as such. The film's theme was reworked in the
American slasher HE KNOWS YOU'RE ALONE (1980).
Camera Obscura --- 6/10
3 out of 3 people found the following review useful:
Any Bava is good Bava, 25 August 2007
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Author:
Elliot James from Miami
*** This review may contain spoilers ***
Having cast the original giallo mold with Sei Donne Pour L'Asassino, the template for over one hundred more to follow, Maestro Bava hovers between serial sex murderer films and ghost stories with this stylish and lyrical ode to morbidity and necrophilia that begins as a killer-thriller and morphs almost seamlessly into a supernatural chiller. It's a leisurely, slow moving movie with several shocks that are given away in the film's poster. Bava inverts the giallo formula he created. Unlike the average Italian nero-thriller with its unknown protagonist, Hatchet begins with full disclosure of the killer's identity. His current killing spree is based on his childhood murder of his mother and her lover. a homicidal fury rooted in sexual rage and jealousy. As an adult he kills brides to recreate the sexual excitement he felt killing his mother and to remember why he kills. His slow remembrance in blurry flashback moments is a big part of the plot. It's also why he marries a woman who is more a nagging mother figure than a sexual partner, a companion for whom he has no physical need since he cannot perform as a man nor does he have the interest. This is pressed home by a séance scene early on in which his wife, a spiritist, channels his murdered mother. At the end of Psycho, Norman Bates tells the audience in a voice-over that he wouldn't hurt a fly. In the beginning of Hatchet, John Harrington coolly feeds a fly he's caught to his bird. He is a proto-metro-sexual, a macho GQ Man, a forerunner of American Psycho Patrick Bateman as others have pointed out. Arrogant and haughty, a pseudo-aristocrat so smug he practically caresses the door handle of the train compartment he exits after slaughtering a newlywed couple, covering it in fingerprints that the police seem to ignore. While his dandified behavior may seem familiar, there were no similar characters in any subsequent Bava movie. Santiago Moncada's Freudian-orientated script is very well thought out in a subtle manner while Bava seems to apply a few personal and recognizable brush strokes of his own: As in Sei Donne, the action centers around a fashion house and the victims are fashion models.(The concept of a psycho killer making love to female mannequins in a secret room also appears in Umberto Lenzi's Spasmo with Robert Hoffman.) The police are plodding and inert (again Sei Donne). The killer is tormented by the ghost of the victim or the hallucination of a ghost (The Whip and The Body).A murderous child is a prominent character as in Operation Fear, Bay of Blood and to a lesser extent in the Wurdulak episode of Black Sabbath. Bava's cinematography is alway wonderful but Hatchet does not have the photographic beauty or deep colors of Sei Donne, Planet of the Vampires or Black Sabbath. The main set piece is Harrington killing his wife. Faced with the prospect of a sexually needy wife, he goes berserk in a sexual panic, dons a bridal veil and applies lipstick, and in a perverted reversal of the wedding night, chases her around the bedroom and brutally chops her with his fetishized phallic weapon of choice, a cleaver (and not a hatchet, despite the US title). This scene is the most graphic and bloody yet extremely mild by giallo standards. The three other murders we see Harrington commit are very subdued compared to this, the gore and blood obscured by flashy visuals. That this film was rated PG with this kind of content once again proves that censors do not really think when they watch a film, fortunately, and look for only the most obvious moments but never grasp the sub-text. That's why Jess Franco movies got booked into Saturday kiddie matinees during the 1960s! After this murder, the film switches tracks completely and becomes a ghost story, with a twist. Harrington can't see his wife's ghost yet everyone else sees her. Or is he hallucinating? The audience sees her as a ghost, looking awfully spooky and creepy. Do the people around Harrington see her like this? Their behavior indicates that she looks normal to them. When he is finally arrested at the end, only he can see her spirit. Or is this a hallucination also, a manifestation of his madness? The original title "The Red Mark of Madness" is much better but lacked the punch distributors need to sell tickets. Instead of a bravura, violent, visually sensational ending that the audience expected from giallos, and one that Dario Argento would have provided, Bava ends on a low-key, crepuscular note. Overall, it's one of his best films and certainly underrated. Stephen Forsyth could have continued to make a lot of European films, he was better looking than most movie stars, but stopped because he did not like the roles being offered.
2 out of 2 people found the following review useful:
Gets better each time I watch it., 27 March 2009
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Author:
deadringer22000 from United States
*** This review may contain spoilers ***
Mario Bava was quite possible the best filmmaker for doing something quick and cheap. Sometimes to great effect(Kill Baby Kill, Rabid Dogs) & bad(Dr. Goldfoot & the Girl Bombs). Fotunately, there are a lot more good than bad. This one however, is probably his greatest achievement, maybe not his greatest movie though. It gets better each time you watch it. Where the 1st time was maybe a 6 now its a 9. There is just so much attention to detail in it. It Plays out more like a black comedy than an actual slasher film. The story is predictable, about a psychopath who must keep on killing brides to find out who killed his own mother, but the story is not really that important what is is Bava's use of a camera. Its all over the place here. Great stuff.
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