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One Million AC/DC (1969)

| Comedy, Fantasy
A group of sex-crazed cave people are being harassed by a Tyrannosaurus Rex. While they try to figure out a way to deal with this threat, they have sex and eat a lot.

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Susan Berkely
Billy Wolf
Sharon Wells ...
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Natasha
Nancy McGavin
Tod Badker
Tony Brooks
Pam English
Shari Stevens
John Lee
Bonnie Walker
Harry Stone
Mary Doyle
Gail Lavon
Greg Mathis
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A group of sex-crazed cave people are being harassed by a Tyrannosaurus Rex. While they try to figure out a way to deal with this threat, they have sex and eat a lot.

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See...Vala, the voluptuous cave babe! See...Mota, the mighty war-lard! See...Dino, the plastic-eating dinosaur!

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Edward D. Wood Jr. wrote the screenplay under the pseudonym Akdon Telmig, which is one letter away from being a reverse Vodka Gimlet. See more »

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Offbeat sex farce from Ed Wood's late period.
4 July 2002 | by (Rochester, NY, USA) – See all my reviews

"One Million AC/DC" is one in the line of sexploitation films that Ed Wood wrote late in his career. I use the word "wrote" generously, as there is little more than ten minutes of dialogue in the whole film.

The "plot" revolves around a group of cave people who eat and have sex a lot. They are being kept in their cave by a dinosaur that lives just outside, keeping them from going out. Ultimately they hatch a plan that involves inventing the bow & arrow in order to kill it. There is also a sub-plot involving a cave girl held captive by a gorilla. (Shades of "Bride and the Beast.")

The sex is soft-core, but all throughout this movie. Some of it (especially the deflowering of a virgin with a sacred stick) can be quite disturbing, rather than titillating, as it is meant to be. The cast (at least the ones we see having sex) are all attractive and the various justifications for sex scenes can be quite amusing.

Overall, only get this film if you are a big fan of Ed's and want everything he worked on. Otherwise, there's little of his writing style to be found here.


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