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One Million AC/DC (1969)

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Susan Berkely
Billy Wolf
Sharon Wells ...
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Natasha
Nancy McGavin
Tod Badker
Tony Brooks
Pam English
Shari Stevens
John Lee
Bonnie Walker
Harry Stone
Mary Doyle
Gail Lavon
Greg Mathis
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Edward D. Wood Jr. wrote the screenplay under the pseudonym Akdon Telmig, which is one letter away from being a reverse Vodka Gimlet. See more »

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Spoofs One Million B.C. (1940) See more »

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A piece of dinosaur doo-doo from master of crappy movies, Ed Wood
21 July 2009 | by (Orlando, Florida) – See all my reviews

Back by popular demand, "Matthew Rants". Boy, did this movie made me want to rant. It is just an hour and twenty minutes of pure sex and orgies and not enough monsters. I mean the monsters don't get enough screen time. I know that this film contains scenes from "One Million B.C" (1940), but they don't get enough screen time. Now the film's plot is hard to follow because all the scenes are taken up by all the sex with these skinny women. It is about the day in the life of primeval times where man must fight this one T-Rex, where the characteristics change from a plastic toy to a cheesy puppet that was used in "The Mighty Gorga". Speaking of gorilla's, a woman gets raped by an ape. If the that stuff can be released on DVD, then why not "Ingagi" (1930). In a nutshell, I can describe this movies as follows: Crap crap crap crap. Wow, they spoke profanity back then? Crap crap crap. Whoa monsters! Crap crap crap crap crap. That was random. Crap. Yeah the F-word, the three lettered A-word and the four lettered H-word is spoken. The film's plot is a far cry from "One Million B.C."

Bottom line: This is a complete waste of time. A complete wast of money. A complete waste of talent and a complete waste of celluloid.

Rated NC-17 for constant sex.

This has been another "Matthew Rants".


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