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The Nine Ages of Nakedness (1969)

| Comedy | June 1969 (UK)


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Cast overview, first billed only:
Narrator (voice)
Bruno Elrington ...
The Leader (segment "The Stone Age")
June Palmer ...
The Girlfriend (segment "The Stone Age")
Maj-Britt Mannson ...
The Secretary (segment "The Stone Age")
The Pharaoh (segment "The Egyptians")
Carol Hamilton ...
Queen Nefertiti (segment "The Egyptians") / Zero 2 (segment "The Future")
Max Bacon ...
Yossel (segment "The Egyptians")
Patricia Kluge ...
The Dancer (segment "The Egyptians") (as Patricia Rose)
Suzan Long ...
Lotus (segment "The Chinese")
S'Zeto ...
The Gardener (segment "The Chinese")
Dawn Grayson ...
Her Ladyship (segment "The Cavaliers")
Maya Zell ...
The Baroness (segment "The Cavaliers") / Zero 1 (segment "The Future")
David London ...
Jossop (segment "The Cavaliers") / The Psycho-analyst's Voice
Sue Bond ...
Serving Girl (segment "The Cavaliers")
Howard Nelson ...
Sir Rupert (segment "The Cavaliers")


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Release Date:

June 1969 (UK)  »

Also Known As:

Das Sexualleben des Neandertalers und seine grausamen Folgen  »

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The film was originally entitled "The Seven Ages of Nakedness", in a nod to William Shakespeare's "Seven Ages of Man". However, director George Harrison Marks realized he didn't have enough footage to make the movie run for the requisite 90 minutes, so he swiftly wrote two extra sequences. See more »


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Awful film.
6 April 2017 | by See all my reviews

Went with a friend, to see this film in the cinema, as a 15 year old boy, looking for titillation. We passed for 18, but in 1969 they weren't as strict as they are now.

It is enough to say that we, two hot blooded, heterosexual boys walked out on a film with naked women, after 45 mins.

Awful, awful, awful. There is no other way to describe this film.

This film should be taught in film school as how NOT to make a film.

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