Moon Zero Two (1969)
2nd Officer: If you're Moon 02, I wish you would sell that thing along with all the other space rubbish you collect!
Kemp: I'm a space pilot, not a mechanically-minded wet nurse.
Kemp: I'm always at a disadvantage when I haven't got any clothes on.
Hostess: [aside] I never noticed...
Clem: It's funny to think, though... With no air out there nobody can just open up a window.
[disgusted by his drink]
Kemp: What did you call this, pampas punch? It tastes like Tijuana brass polish.
[Kemp pours a drink on his phone when he notices it's ringing]
Harry: That's no way to treat a phone, friend.
Kemp: I bought it a drink; what more can a man do?
Harry: A gentleman wants a word with you.
Kemp: You can tell him to go to hell instead.
Harry: Mr. Hubbard wants to see you.
Kemp: Old "Hundred Percent" Hubbard?
Kemp: Why didn't you say so? He can go 100% to hell.
Kemp: If we're gonna play, we're gonna play by my rules!
[flips the artificial gravity switch, so the bar fight is now happening in slow motion]