Quotes

Charlie Croker: It's a very difficult job and the only way to get through it is we all work together as a team. And that means you do everything I say.

Garage Manager: You must have shot an awful lot of tigers, sir.

Charlie Croker: Yes, I used a machine gun.

Charlie Croker: Just remember this - in this country they drive on the wrong side of the road.

Mr. Bridger: We've come here to pay our respects to Great Aunt Nellie. She brought us up properly and taught us loyalty. Now I want you to remember that during these next few days. I also want you to remember that if you don't come back with the goods, Nellie here will turn in her grave, and, likely as not, jump right out of it and kick your teeth in.

Mr. Bridger: You must learn, Keats, there are more things to life than breaking and entering.

Charlie Croker: What's the matter.

Yellow: He says he wants to sit up in front with the driver!

Coco: I always get sick in the back.

Yellow: Listen, if I go in the back, I'll get me migraine, I'll be out like a light.

Charlie Croker: You are not going to be sick. You are not going to have your migraine. And everybody is gonna sit in the back of the motor!

Arthur: Charlie, me in the back of the motor with my asthma?

Tailor: [Charlie is being measured for a suit after his release from prison] We haven't seen you for a while, sir.

Charlie Croker: No, I've been away.

Tailor: Well, I'm glad you're out- er... back.

Charlie Croker: You wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, would you?

Lorna: [after hearing a rapid knock at the door] It's the Law, Charlie!

Charlie Croker: What you tell 'em?

Lorna: Charlie, would I tell them anything?

Charlie Croker: ...Yes you would.

Charlie Croker: You'll be making a grave error if you kill us.

Charlie Croker: There are a quarter of a million Italians in Britain and they'll be made to suffer. Every restaurant, cafe, ice-cream parlor, gambling den and nightclub in London, Liverpool and Glasgow will be smashed.