Hilfe, ich liebe Zwillinge (1969)

Eddi Arent: Mr. Brown

Quotes 

• Onkel Fritz : I have to send you dearest greetings from my sister.

  Mr. Brown : Where is she? I wanted to introduce her to my mommy.

  Onkel Fritz : The mommy, the good mommy. How is she?

  Mr. Brown : Very good. Why?

  Onkel Fritz : Still in Oklahoma?

  Mr. Brown : Where is she?

  Onkel Fritz : Who? Your mommy?

  Mr. Brown : No, your sister.

  Onkel Fritz : With the mommy.

  Mr. Brown : In Oklahoma?

  Onkel Fritz : No, in Bielefeld, with my mommy.

  Mr. Brown : But I wanted to introduce her to my mommmy. She already knows her mommy.

• Mr. Brown : What about the inventions I wanted to buy?

  Onkel Fritz : Ah, no problem. All invetions and patents were built by me and my sister together. I am just like my ister, you can do the same thing with me.

  Mr. Brown : I can't introduce you to my mommy.

• Onkel Fritz : [Dressed as a woman]  Isn't this a great boat, in which Hanna is driving.

  [suddenly realise Renate in front of him/her, thinking that this is Hanna] 

  Onkel Fritz : But aren't you out there right now?

  Andy : Oh auntie, auntie. You caught the Wörthersee-disease.

  Onkel Fritz : Not that. Browny darling, do I look sick?

  Mr. Brown : Not at all, sweety.

  Onkel Fritz : Darling.

  Mr. Brown : If you look at me like that I get weak.

  Onkel Fritz : Well you should drink tomorrow a MOBIS-bottle with your coffee. Makes you strong.