An expedition in the South Pacific lands on a tropical island where the natives worship the mysterious deity Gappa. An earthquake opens up an underground cavern and a baby reptile is ... See full summary »
Three children, two boys and a girl, stumble upon a flying saucer. The boys both step in without hesitating, and are whisked away to a planet in Earth's orbit but on the exact opposite side of the Sun. Inhabiting this planet are two women with Midwestern accents, who hypnotize the children to find they fantasize about milk, donuts, and Gamera, our favorite hero turtle. The women simply want to eat their brains. Back home, no one will believe the little girl's story of alien abduction, not even Officer Concha (pronounced "Cornjob"). Finally, Gamera rescues the children while fighting Guiron, a monster with a giant knife for a nose. Gamera kills Guiron while doing gymnastics on a parallel bar and takes the kids home, where the kids hope for peace, understanding, and the end of traffic accidents. Written by
Jonah Falcon <firstname.lastname@example.org>
I couldn't find much of a plot to speak of, but I was laughing at all the things resembling a film. Guiron is just plain ridiculous, but whenever he shows up the laughs keep coming. The dubbing was really laughable, they could show you an hour of just the talking scenes and you could still have a smile on your face. I was annoyed, as always, by the little bratty kids, but if you can get past them you'll have a good time.
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