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Futz (1969)

Not Rated | | Comedy | 16 November 1969 (USA)
Sexual satire about a young farmer who has had many bad experiences with women. He showers love and affection upon his pet pig, Amanda, saying she alone is worthy to be his wife. His "... See full summary »

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Seth Allen ...
Oscar Loop
John Bakos ...
Cyrus Futz
Mari-Claire Charba ...
Ann Fox
Peter Craig ...
Sheriff Tom Sluck
Jerry Owen Cunliffe ...
Buford
Jeannette Erfelt ...
Mother Satz
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Sugford (as Fred Forrest)
Clay Haney ...
Jeffrey Weese
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Merry Lee
Victor Lipari ...
Brother Ned Satz
Beth Porter ...
Majorie Satz
Michael Warren Powell ...
Bill Marjoram
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Mrs. Loop
Rob Thirkield ...
Father Satz
Eric Wildwoode ...
Dorn
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Sexual satire about a young farmer who has had many bad experiences with women. He showers love and affection upon his pet pig, Amanda, saying she alone is worthy to be his wife. His "marriage" to Amanda causes a scandal in the community, almost mass hysteria. Written by Molly Malloy

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A ritual celebration of the death of personal liberty

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On an episode of "Siskel and Ebert At the Movies" which was dedicated to bad cinema, Roger Ebert declared this film to be the worst he had ever seen. See more »

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Cyrus Futz: We tried to go to church but they wouldn't let us in - so I read you the Bible at home.
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A very bad trip on the wild side
5 April 2003 | by (Toronto, Canada) – See all my reviews

What is this? A bunch of idiots, a field, a little stage and (too bad for us) a camera. A grand experiment all right, a grand experiment in lousiness. It goes on just like a very bad dream. It's totally unwatchable. I had to watch it in 3 or 4 segments so not to get carried away and throw the tape by the window. It's like watching a 10 hours movie about the life of a cereal or something like that. Just one question pops out: what where they thinking, or smoking when they made that one! And the music, it's so annoying.

Out of 100, I gave it 47. That's good for 0 star out of ****.

Seen at home, in Toronto, on January 2nd, 2003.


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