Karen:
We'd like a ticket to the North Pole, please.
Ticket Master:
[
awakens from his nap] Oh! Wha - The North Pole? Oh! Yes, ma'am!
[
He rapidly stacks thousands of tickets, lays them out, and stamps them all]
Ticket Master:
Route you by the way of Saskatchewan, Hudson Bay, Nome, Alaska, the Klondike, and Aurora Borealis! Gotta make a change change at Nanook of the North, though.
[
chuckles]
Ticket Master:
That'll be $3,000.04. Including tax.
Karen:
Oh! But... we don't have any money.
Ticket Master:
NO MONEY?'!
[
Tickets fly everywhere]
Ticket Master:
No money, no TICKET!
[
He slams the window shut]
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