- Col. Carol Matthews: [watching Sofia take a shower right in front of him] Your wife?
- Frankie Scannapieco: No, my sister.
- Col. Carol Matthews: Ah, she's still quite fetching.
- Frankie Scannapieco: [to Sofia] I gave my word to mother and father that I would keep you as pure as gold. That's why I didn't take you to America.
- Anatole: You're not thinking of hijacking 14 nations?
- Arthur Lespinasse: It's not like France is still under NATO.
- Anatole: Okay. That changes everything, but...
- Col. Carol Matthews: [Finding the train car empty but the gang telling him the bags are all loaded below] I do not understand. Strange. And I'm so clever.