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Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice (1969) Poster

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Alice Henderson: He wanted to know why I had a tee-tee...

Psychiatrist: Pardon me? I don't know what a tee-tee is.

Alice Henderson: A vagina.

Psychiatrist: Oh, it's a pet expression of yours.

Alice Henderson: Yes, you know words: tee-tee, tinkle, po-po, wee-wee, kee-kee, poo-poo.

Psychiatrist: I had never heard tee-tee before.

Alice Henderson: What expression do you use with your children?

Psychiatrist: Vagina.

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Carol Sanders: My DARLING, you did NOT cheat, you TOLD me about it. If you HADN'T told me about it, THAT would have been cheating!

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Psychiatrist: When we come right up to the sex, you become embarrassed.

Alice Henderson: What am I... What would you like... What am I supposed to think?

Psychiatrist: I have no wants. Say what you think you'd like to say.

Alice Henderson: Do you think I need this? Do you really think you can help me?

Psychiatrist: I think it'd be useful to talk some more. I don't know for sure if I can help you or not. Do you think you can help yourself?

Alice Henderson: Ted is a very nervous man! Now sex is very important to a man! You know that!

Psychiatrist: Well, it seems that our time is up for today.

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Ted Henderson: First, we'll have an orgy. Then we'll go see Tony Bennett.

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Bob Sanders: Well look at you, man. You've got the guilt anyway. Don't waste it.

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Alice Henderson: Now, do you wanna do it just like that with no feeling on my part?

Ted Henderson: Yeah.

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