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The Bed Sitting Room (1969) Poster

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Inspector: [part of long, mock Churchillian speech] ... the lion shall lie down with the lamb, the goat shall give suck to the tiny bee...

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Mate: And in come the three bears. The Daddy Bear said, "Who's been sleeping in my porridge?" - and the mummy bear said, "that's no porridge, that was my wife!"

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Penelope: British? What a lot of use that is - we don't even know who's won the war!

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Sergeant: [at various points in film, shouting out of police car] Keep moving!

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Mother: [On being shown her own death certificate by the nurse] Well, you can't argue with it. I thought I was alive, but there it is in black and white... Do I lie down or something?

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Mother: Get your hands out of my drawers!

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Nigel: I hear the Pope's allowing contraceptives for all occasions, except during sexual intercourse.

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Father: I always knew my inside leg would lead to power.

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Bules Martin: My advice, charge twenty quid rent, be mindful of drafts...

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Sergeant: Remember you're the electricity man for the whole nation.

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The BBC: I am the BBC as you can see, and here was the last news.

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Lord Fortnum of Alamein: [His top hat has a miniature radar on top] I tell you, it's the latest early warning hat. It gives you that extra four minutes in bed.

The BBC: I never wore a hat in bed. I've been a Catholic person for a long time now, and I wouldn't know where to begin.

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Lord Fortnum of Alamein: Are you a doctor, doctor?

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Lord Fortnum of Alamein: I want it privately, on the NHS.

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Mother: I wish there were more people her own age on the Circle Line.

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Bules Martin: Well, you know, you've been a bit off colour.

Lord Fortnum of Alamein: Yes, I know, and what's more I've not been eating anything.

Bules Martin: Why is that?

Lord Fortnum of Alamein: I can't get the stuff.

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