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The Ant and the Aardvark (1969) Poster

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Aardvark: Ten billion ants in this world, and I'm having trouble with just one.

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Aardvark: [after the nurse at the vet gives him porridge] Porridge. Who does she think I am, Goldilocks? Ant eators only eat ants. And that's an ant.

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Aardvark: [after swallowing the ant and getting hit by a car. They are both in hospital beds] Boy, I sure got the Ant knocked out of me that time.

Ant: You ain't just a whistlin' tiptoe through the tulips.

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Aardvark: [after dropping a stick of dynamite into the anthill] Hey ant. What do you think of that?

Aardvark: [blows up in his face] I know what I think of that. But I shouldn't say it in public.

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Aardvark: If I had as many friends as that ant, I'd run for governor.

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computer: Hi there. How'd it go?

Aardvark: You might say it was a smashing... failure. And by the way, for a computer, you stink!

computer: Who said I was a computer? I'm an automatic pop up toaster. And I'll prove it.

[toast pops out, burying aardvark to the neck in toast]

Aardvark: [to the audience] Anybody got a pound of butter?

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Aardvark: Hello there. Allow me to introduce myself. I'm an aardvark. I eat ants for a living. I'm a functional creation. Check the profile. That's a profile? And the mouth. Ever see a mouth like this? Let me show you how it works. Say there's an ant beyond that hill. I give a little inhale, like this

[inhales, sounding like a vacuum and drains a lake]

Aardvark: [spits out a fish] Fish phooey! I'm an anteater. Not a fisheater!

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Aardvark: Boy, some hospital. The hospitality around here could make a person sick.

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Ant: [after the Aardvark has surgery to get the Ant out of his stomach] You bad ol' Aardvark.

Aardvark: [Removes his shirt to reveal a bandage on his stomach where he had surgery] It hurt me worse than it hurt you. Believe me.

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Aardvark: I'm gonna get you, ant.

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Aardvark: Slow down, ant! You run off all your fat!

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Aardvark: I hate you, instant hole!

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Aardvark: Hey ant, I just want a word for you: the word is *stop*!

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Aardvark: Anybody know a good tailor? I think I need a new tail.

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Aardvark: [yet another of his schemes backfires] I'd say something right now, but it would only be censored.

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Aardvark: Maybe I should have been a doctor. Then I could prescribe myself a pill.

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Aardvark: Believe me, it's no fun being an aardvark. I'd rather be a banker, and have a businessman's lunch. Instead, I have to catch things like him!

[points to Ant]

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Aardvark: Believe me, it's no fun being an aardvark. I'd rather be a banker, and have a businessman's lunch. Instead, I have to catch things like him!

[points to Ant]

Ant: [standing next to him] I'm an ant. And he's an anteater. And do you know, what an ol' ant does when he sees an anteater?

[in scary voice]

Ant: He runs for his life, man

[runs away]

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