The musical guests are The Vernons and Gilbert O'Sullivan. Ernie starts off dancing and Eric begins by supporting him. Eric and Ernie are a pair of nannies taking a break. Ernie's latest play is called "The Legend of Dick Turpin".
The musical guests are Tammy Jones and Frankie Vaughan. Ernie is upset as his wife has left him. Eric and Ernie are on 'The Sky At Night' and then join The Harpenden Hot Shots. Michele Dotrice is in Ernie's play 'The Handyman and M'Lady'.
The musical guests are The Spinners and Lena Zavaroni. Eric brings out a statue of Ernie. Eric and Ernie are interviewed about the British sausage. They do a song and dance with Lena. Ernie is worried that people think that he is a miser.
The musical guests are Kenny Ball and His Jazzmen, The Geraldine Yates Dancers and Jackie Darnell. Ernie opened the show dressed in a kilt. Eric goes to the Chemist shop. Ernie's latest play is 'The Lives of a Bengal Lancer'.
Ernie is made a Freedom Of The City type person. Other sketches include 'Eric Wants to Become a British Citizen', 'The Calculator Shop', 'Making Breakfast To The Stripper', 'The Bank Holdup', and 'A Lady from a Well known Women's Magazine Wants To Interview Ernie'. There is music from special guests Champagne and Diane Soloman.