Sally Leroy: America's greatest contribution has been to teach the world that getting old is such a drag.
Mrs. Daphne Flatow: Senator, I'm sure my son has a very good reason for paralyzing the country.
Max Jacob Flatow Jr alias Frost: How old do you think I am?
Young Mary Fergus: About a hundred.
Max Jacob Flatow Jr alias Frost: I'm 24.
Young Mary Fergus: That's old.
Stanley X: [cupping his hand toward Allbright's ear, as they discuss lowering the voting age] They let th' OLD FOLKS in th' OLD FOLKS HOME vote!
Max Jacob Flatow Jr alias Frost: I have nothing against our current President... that's like running against my own grandfather. I mean, what do you ask a 60-year-old man? - You ask him if he wants his wheelchair FACING the sun, or facing AWAY from the sun. But running the country? FORGET IT, babies!
Mrs. Daphne Flatow: [hysterically, as she is arrested for being "overage"] No, no, no, I'm young! I'm young! I'm VERY young! I'm VERY YOUNG!
The Hook, Abraham: [unimpressed, taking her into custody] Lady... you are the biggest "mother" of them all.
Boy: [towards camera] We're gonna put everyone over 10 out of business!