La Feet's Defeat (1968)
Don Messick: Sergeant Deux-Deux
Quotes
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[first lines]
Inspector : [taking a ringing telephone] Yes?
Commissioner : [on the phone] Eenspectahr, cahme een to my office.
Inspector : Right ahway, seer.
[Inspector walks into the Commissioner's office and Deux Deux opens the door and let him in]
Sergeant Deux-Deux : Oh, what a wonderrrful guy to worrrk with!
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Inspector : Yes, Cahmmeessionair?
Commissioner : I hahve just learnt zat Muddy La Feet hahs escahped frahm preesahn. Ahnd I ahm ahssigneeng you to breeng heem een. But be cahreful. He's very treecky.
Inspector : Dahn't wahrry, seer. I'll hahve heem bahck behind bahrs een no time.
[walks into outside]
Sergeant Deux-Deux : Oh! Dat Inspectorrr! JHe's too much, dat guy.
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Inspector : Well, Sergeant Deux-Deux, whaht do you mahke of ziss?
Sergeant Deux-Deux : I bet jhe's in dat ssack.
Inspector : Good sinkeeng, Deux-Deux. Now, because you need ze experience, I'm going to let you hahve ze threell of cahptureeng heem.
Sergeant Deux-Deux : Oh, grrracias, senor Inspectorrr.
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Inspector : You wait here where you'll be sahfe. I'll tahke cahre of Muddy La Feet myself.
Sergeant Deux-Deux : You know? Dey don't make guys like dat anymorrre.
Inspector : [sees under the castle, and finds there are alligators in the river] Deux-Deux?
Sergeant Deux-Deux : Si, Inspectorrr?
Inspector : I've decided to give you ahnahthair chahnce.
Sergeant Deux-Deux : Oh, grrracias, senor Inspectorrr.
Inspector : Ahll right, Deux-Deux. Dive een, sweem ahcrahss, ahnd let down ze drahwbreedge.
Sergeant Deux-Deux : Si, Inspectorrr.
[Inspector keeps whistling, while Deux-Deux dives into the river and screams. The drawbridge gets down and Inspector advances]
Sergeant Deux-Deux : Dit I do goot, Inspectorrr?
Inspector : Very good, Deux-Deux. Howevair, I'd suggest zat you pay mahre ahttention to your ahppearahnce. Your uneefahrm ees a mess.
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Inspector : Ziss ees going to look bahd on your recahrd, Deux-Deux.
Sergeant Deux-Deux : Si, Inspectorrr.
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Inspector : Hmm. Lahndmines. I'm proud of ze way you hahndled zat, Sergeant. So, I'm going to let you lead ze way.
Sergeant Deux-Deux : Oh, gracias, Inspectorrr.
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Inspector : I must say you hahve ahn uncahnny knahck fahr lahcahteeng lahndmines, sergeant. How do you do eet?
Sergeant Deux-Deux : I do not know. I am just lucky, I guess.