The Killing of Sister George (1968)
Mercy Croft: It so happens that your death will coincide with road safety week, a cause which we know is very close to your heart.
Alice: Not all women are raving bloody lesbians, you know.
George: That is a misfortune I am perfectly well aware of!
Betty Thaxter: What's one looking for then, love and affection?
George: I suppose you could put it like that, yes.
Betty Thaxter: Oh. I think I need a drink now.
Mercy Croft: People are always telling me how cheerful you look, riding around on your bike.
George: Well, you'd look cheerful too with fifty cubic centimeters throbbing away between your legs!
Alice: I use half a level teaspoon of bicarbonated soda.
Mercy Croft: Now you're giving away trade secrets.
Alice: And one level teaspoon of cream of tartar.
George: Shut up.
Alice: And one egg.
George: Shut up!
Alice: Some people prefer two eggs but I think one's enough.
George: SHUT UP!
Mercy Croft: Now then girls! Girls...
George: I'm going to give the people what they really want -commercials!
George: Anyway, where were you when I phoned you at the office?
Alice: I told you Mr. Katz gave us the day off; it's a Jewish holiday.
George: Oh, really? what holiday?
Alice: I don't know... Feast of the Contamination, or something.
Alice: What are you doing?
George: I'm writing something very obscene about the British Broadcasting Corporation.