Mercy Croft:
People are always telling me how cheerful you look, riding around on your bike.
George:
Well, you'd look cheerful too with fifty cubic centimeters throbbing away between your legs!
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Alice:
I use half a level teaspoon of bicarbonated soda.
Mercy Croft:
Now you're giving away trade secrets.
Alice:
And one level teaspoon of cream of tartar.
George:
Shut up.
Alice:
And one egg.
George:
Shut up!
Alice:
Some people prefer two eggs but I think one's enough.
George:
SHUT UP!
Mercy Croft:
Now then girls! Girls...
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George:
Anyway, where were you when I phoned you at the office?
Alice:
I told you Mr. Katz gave us the day off; it's a Jewish holiday.
George:
Oh, really? what holiday?
Alice:
I don't know... Feast of the Contamination, or something.
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